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"When will I, will I be famous?" When Bros say so | |||
"Tomorrows winning numbers for euromillions." They are safe but cannot be divulged until after the draw | |||
"When will I, will I be famous?" When you get your picture in the papers of course. | |||
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"How do magnets work?" They work on a love hate system Some bits love each other Some bits hate each other | |||
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"What’s pi to 3000 dec places?" A long ass chain of digits | |||
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"If an egg doesn’t have a penis how could it have possibly came first?" It was lucky | |||
"Where's my remote control?" Top shelf in the fridge | |||
"Will she? " Maybe | |||
"Which way is up? " Depends on what hemisphere you are in | |||
"If I’m traveling in my space ship at the speed of light, when I turn my headlights on , will they shine forward?" No | |||
"Why do birds, suddenly appear……….." Because the cats went away | |||
"Best pants for vwe guys? " None | |||
"When will I be beautiful" Your inner beauty always shines through | |||
"When will I be beautiful Your inner beauty always shines through " Thank you wonko | |||
"When will I be beautiful Your inner beauty always shines through Thank you wonko " | |||
"Will she? Maybe " That’s what I thought. | |||
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"Will I get any sleep tonight. If no can I have cuddles." You will | |||
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"He's back " Voldemort?? | |||
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"He's back " Yip been back for a little while | |||
"He's back Yip been back for a little while " He missed the jaffa cakes | |||
"He's back Yip been back for a little while He missed the jaffa cakes " Ha ha he run away again if we bring Jaffa cakes up we can’t have that | |||
"He's back " Mike boomerang? | |||
"He's back " | |||