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Doing your bit for charity
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is anybody out there looking to do their bit for charity? If so, would you like to have sex with me? I can't send you a cuddly toy or give you weekly 'pup-dates' but your donation could permanently change the life of someone in need. There's no need to set up a weekly direct debit so you can still enjoy that weekly pint guilt free. If you can donate 10 minutes of your time you'll find me at the back of Tescos, round the bins.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anybody out there looking to do their bit for charity? If so, would you like to have sex with me? I can't send you a cuddly toy or give you weekly 'pup-dates' but your donation could permanently change the life of someone in need. There's no need to set up a weekly direct debit so you can still enjoy that weekly pint guilt free. If you can donate 10 minutes of your time you'll find me at the back of Tescos, round the bins.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charity or care in the community?"
You can label it how you want, just so long as I get my fingers stinky……although they are quite rank already from digging the peanuts out of my shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid my charitable contributions are allotted for this quarter. Good luck, though."
You’re one of those “I give to charity, I play the National Lottery” type of people aren’t you. |
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"I'm afraid my charitable contributions are allotted for this quarter. Good luck, though.
You’re one of those “I give to charity, I play the National Lottery” type of people aren’t you. "
Lottery? I'm not a rube.
But yes, I was raised to be altruistic. And my altruism has been allocated to what I consider worthy causes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I selfishly gave to charity first time in my life cleared out old clothes and put em in a charity bin at sainsbury i only did it to clear some space out mind you hense the selfish angle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid my charitable contributions are allotted for this quarter. Good luck, though.
You’re one of those “I give to charity, I play the National Lottery” type of people aren’t you.
Lottery? I'm not a rube.
But yes, I was raised to be altruistic. And my altruism has been allocated to what I consider worthy causes."
That’s a very sensible and well thought out answer to a very silly post. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is usually the part where I slam the door in the “charity” workers face."
I don't believe that you would be cruel and callous enough to have slammed a door in a charity worker's face. For one, they usually only knock on the doors of houses of people who they think have money.
Please don't cancel me for that joke, it was based on a lazy stereotype people have of those in your area being poor and it does not accurately reflect my own prejudices about you or those in the north-east. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you be wanting a monthly direct debit?"
Hey, you're a forum mod and should know that soliciting is not allowed on here. This is entrapment I tell you. Entrapment!!! However, if you insist on giving me your bank details......... |
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"Will you be wanting a monthly direct debit?
Hey, you're a forum mod and should know that soliciting is not allowed on here. This is entrapment I tell you. Entrapment!!! However, if you insist on giving me your bank details........."
My rich Ugandan Uncle has died… and it seems you are also a distant relation…….  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will you be wanting a monthly direct debit?
Hey, you're a forum mod and should know that soliciting is not allowed on here. This is entrapment I tell you. Entrapment!!! However, if you insist on giving me your bank details.........
My rich Ugandan Uncle has died… and it seems you are also a distant relation……. "
Would it still be classed as inc£st if we started fucking? I mean you, not your dead uncle by the way.....although he couldn't really say no if I wanted to, could he. |
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"Will you be wanting a monthly direct debit?
Hey, you're a forum mod and should know that soliciting is not allowed on here. This is entrapment I tell you. Entrapment!!! However, if you insist on giving me your bank details.........
My rich Ugandan Uncle has died… and it seems you are also a distant relation…….
Would it still be classed as inc£st if we started fucking? I mean you, not your dead uncle by the way.....although he couldn't really say no if I wanted to, could he."
He was cremated on Tuesday.. but give it a go!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will you be wanting a monthly direct debit?
Hey, you're a forum mod and should know that soliciting is not allowed on here. This is entrapment I tell you. Entrapment!!! However, if you insist on giving me your bank details.........
My rich Ugandan Uncle has died… and it seems you are also a distant relation…….
Would it still be classed as inc£st if we started fucking? I mean you, not your dead uncle by the way.....although he couldn't really say no if I wanted to, could he.
He was cremated on Tuesday.. but give it a go!! "
It'll make a kind of ashy paste. We could sell it as some exclusive type of beauty serum. The gullible rich will pay us thousands for it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucked a lady that works for charity shop so done my bit "
I'm concerned as 99% of the workers in charity shops are either elderly or people with mental health difficulties. Have you been taking advantage of vulnerable people again? I see a very interesting meeting with your parole officer in your near future. |
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