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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Imagine a hotel with 31 rooms. Your birthday is your room number x let’s see who’s jining you in your room x if they look interesting maybe send a message or a wink. I’ll start I’m in room 17. And it’s my birthday tomorrow!

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Happy birthday for tomorrow. Mines 6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 20 here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 9

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By *tms1xCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

Room 7 for one of us room 2 for the other so that would make room 9 for both?

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

Cheers xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

Mind sharing?

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Happy birthday for tomorrow. Mines 6

Thanks xx only 11 doors apart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy birthday for tomorrow. Mines 6

Keep it down. I’m trying to sleep next door.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Room 30 for me

19 for Jo

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Room 7 for one of us room 2 for the other so that would make room 9 for both? "

I’m sure that’s allowed!!

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

Mind sharing?

Not at all!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Happy birthday for tomorrow. Mines 6

Keep it down. I’m trying to sleep next door. "

I'm really quiet honestly

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

She's in 5

He's in 14

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's in 5

He's in 14

I’ll look after her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 7 for one of us room 2 for the other so that would make room 9 for both? "

Be an interesting night separate room fun

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

27 very open

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Stick us in room number 1 please and get some champagne on Ice if you would.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

OP make room for me. But mines not until September.

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By *tms1xCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not to much room overload at the moment plenty of spaces for more

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By *tms1xCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

"OP make room for me. But mines not until September."

What room number do you wish to reserve?

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By *ingo00Man over a year ago

Cowley

19 for me... Based on current numbers I better make sure there's some kleenex

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Stick us in room number 1 please and get some champagne on Ice if you would.

On my way !!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"OP make room for me. But mines not until September."

I’ll need to know what room xx hopefully 17 !!

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By *mizhereMan over a year ago

belfast area

16 very close

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

28, I'm fine sleeping on the floor though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh good one!

mine is 7

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Who’s in room 12.

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"16 very close "

Grab a beer maybe ?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Room 5, I hope it has a view

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By *appytaffWoman over a year ago

blackwood

"Who’s in room 12.

Thst would be me I’m a

12 lol

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"21"

I’m sure there will be lots of people now saying their birthday is on the 21st !!!!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who’s in room 12.

Thst would be me I’m a

12 lol "

I’ll call room service.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"19 for me... Based on current numbers I better make sure there's some kleenex

I think you would need a few rolls

Jo is in 19

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm just going to wait and see who else has mine before I commit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

15th

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By *an 36Man over a year ago

wirral

20 for me

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan over a year ago

West Sussex

15th for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in room 29 OP

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm in room 29 OP

I’ll get the wine and wander down the corridor xx

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

3234566 swingers on fab and I’m the only one born on the 11th!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm just going to wait and see who else has mine before I commit...

Good strategy!!

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

Room 31, right at the end of the corridor.

At least there’s only one neighbour to disturb with my nocturnal noises.

(I snore, and I’m a very noisy fuck)

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By *urious-Switch81Man over a year ago

Heanor

I'm in room 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 29 OP

I’ll get the wine and wander down the corridor xx"

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By *mwirralMan over a year ago

wirral

I'm 22 and all alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it I'm getting bent over haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 10 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"21"

Keep the noise down, I’m in 22…walls are paper thin!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Still no one to join me in room 17 ? Lol xx

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By *oodoodMan over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

24...I hope the floors aren't sticky

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By *ingo00Man over a year ago

Cowley

"19 for me... Based on current numbers I better make sure there's some kleenex

I think you would need a few rolls

Jo is in 19

D."

Jackpot

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Room 1

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

We are going to need rooms 22 and 8.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 21 , doors open

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"We are going to need rooms 22 and 8. "

Which room for her ? Xxx

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Room 21 , doors open"

Hello neighbor!

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"We are going to need rooms 22 and 8.

Which room for her ? Xxx "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"15th for me "

Take it I'm getting bent over

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I have a sneaky suspicion that I'll be on my tod. At least I get the bed to myself I guess

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 26 ladies

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"We are going to need rooms 22 and 8.

Which room for her ? Xxx

5 doors to a night of pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him 13

Her 26

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm in room 29 OP

Do you have any spare ear plugs? The person in 31 is an awfully loud snorer!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Actually, Mr needs room 12, he doesn’t smell, all his own teeth and doesn’t snore!

I’ll collect him in the morning

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

Social services have just contacted me, I was born on the 9th not the 12 th.

Who’d have thought it eh!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Actually, Mr needs room 12, he doesn’t smell, all his own teeth and doesn’t snore!

I’ll collect him in the morning "

You could stay with him

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By *eadchefski1970Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Mine is 19 x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

Social services have just contacted me, I was born on the 9th not the 12 th.

Who’d have thought it eh!

You me & TM !! Pillow fight?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Rm 19 for me....I hope its got a 4 poster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 21 , doors open"

I was already in 21, close the door!

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By *ingo00Man over a year ago

Cowley

"Rm 19 for me....I hope its got a 4 poster

Jackpot and won the lottery on the same day

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'm in room 18. Looks like I'm on my own at the moment. Might as well use the hotel's porn channel till someone turns up

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Room 31, right at the end of the corridor.

At least there’s only one neighbour to disturb with my nocturnal noises.

(I snore, and I’m a very noisy fuck)"

See you there

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Looks like I'm in room 17 too.

I'll let you know the special knock if you ask.

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Room 8. Looks like I'm on my todd at the moment. At least I can eat both chocolates they leave on the pillow and use both "large" towels and have the mini bar to myself...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 21 , doors open

I was already in 21, close the door! "

You close the door, I'm nakey !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 29 OP

Do you have any spare ear plugs? The person in 31 is an awfully loud snorer!!

D."

Pop round.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 because it's a magic number

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Rm 19 for me....I hope its got a 4 poster

Jo is hoping for that too!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm in room 29 OP

Do you have any spare ear plugs? The person in 31 is an awfully loud snorer!!

Pop round."

thanks!

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"24...I hope the floors aren't sticky"

If they are please can you get them sorted before I get there? Thank you!

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Room 8. Looks like I'm on my todd at the moment. At least I can eat both chocolates they leave on the pillow and use both "large" towels and have the mini bar to myself... "
sorry but you're rooming with my Mr. Don't worry, he'll take good care of you whether you want to eat chocolate and cuddle, or get down and dirty. He is very accommodating!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!"

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!"

Shit...that isn't the bed...I just have a very high pitched voice. Sorry about that

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By *orneyloverMan over a year ago

Boston

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By *orneyloverMan over a year ago

Boston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 28 for me

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By *orneyloverMan over a year ago

Boston

"Room 8. Looks like I'm on my todd at the moment. At least I can eat both chocolates they leave on the pillow and use both "large" towels and have the mini bar to myself... "
I'm I'm in room 8.lovely to meet you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him 13

Her 26"

I’ll share the room with the mrs

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Mr: Room number 1

Mrs: Room number 21.

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr: Room number 1

Mrs: Room number 21."

21 looks a good room to be in !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!

Shit...that isn't the bed...I just have a very high pitched voice. Sorry about that

Your not Joe Pasquale I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him 13

Her 26

I’ll share the room with the mrs"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Room 28 for me "

Yay, I'm not on my own!

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By *asmartsCouple over a year ago

sheffield

"24...I hope the floors aren't sticky"

Same!

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We're in rooms 1 and 18

It's a lucky (or unlucky) dip

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By *beeMan over a year ago

Bristol

Anyone else in 31? Kettles on and I'm running a bath!!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"We're in rooms 1 and 18

It's a lucky (or unlucky) dip

Which room is the female half in ? Hopefully 18 so I can knock on !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh good one!

mine is 7"

Mine is also 7 xx

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

I'll be in room 31 and the hubby in room 6

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!

Shit...that isn't the bed...I just have a very high pitched voice. Sorry about that

Your not Joe Pasquale I hope

Naw, I'm more Bernadette from the big bang theory. Not sure which is worse?!?

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By *r WhispererMan over a year ago

brynmawr

Room 25 for me, looks like I’m alone lol

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By *nked rascalMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Looks like I’m in the penthouse - 31

21 sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh good one!

mine is 7

Mine is also 7 xx"

Oh great, i was beginning to think I'd have to spend time alone......

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think."

Party at 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like 24 is going to be a busy room.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

Woo!!! I’ll bring the Jager

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By *oodoodMan over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

"24...I hope the floors aren't sticky

If they are please can you get them sorted before I get there? Thank you!

If they are I'll call facilities..or try to get hold of some of those slippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 31. It’s got the best view

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"OP make room for me. But mines not until September.

What room number do you wish to reserve?"

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

Woo!!! I’ll bring the Jager

I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

Ooooh we’ll just have to won’t we… it’s got a nice big walk in shower

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

"Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

Oh i am room 13 too! Can i spend a while playing with those feet please ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there room for a shy one in room 16 I wonder

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

Ooooh we’ll just have to won’t we… it’s got a nice big walk in shower

My day just gets better & better

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

Woo!!! I’ll bring the Jager

I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!

Shit...that isn't the bed...I just have a very high pitched voice. Sorry about that

Your not Joe Pasquale I hope

Naw, I'm more Bernadette from the big bang theory. Not sure which is worse?!?

Hmmmmm boobies

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

"Oohhh 13... And Happy birthday for tomorrow

Mind sharing?

Happy to share more than happy !

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Room 9

We’ll have to share

Ooooh we’ll just have to won’t we… it’s got a nice big walk in shower

My day just gets better & better

Pass the soap will you.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

Woo!!! I’ll bring the Jager

I'm in love

You mentioned jager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

On my way...

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"6, seems sparsely populated by just me and scarlet woman atm, although next door looks quite full I think.

Party at 5

Woo!!! I’ll bring the Jager

I'm in love

You mentioned jager

It’s my drink of choice although I get a little flirty

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

4???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him 13

Her 26

I’ll share the room with the mrs

Just us 2 in room 26

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"4???"

Just pop next door to 5 we’ve got a party going

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Happy birthday for tomorrow OP

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By *uminsiderMKMan over a year ago

St Austell

Now three straight guys in Room 19 along with two very hot ladies...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Who’s in room 12.

Thst would be me I’m a

12 lol

I’ll call room service.

You can’t keep changing your birthday to suit

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Room 28. And happy birthday for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're in rooms 1 and 18

It's a lucky (or unlucky) dip

Which room is the female half in ? Hopefully 18 so I can knock on !!! "

You're in room 29. It needs some maintenance

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Happy birthday for tomorrow. Mines 6

Budge over I'm sharing with you

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"4???

Just pop next door to 5 we’ve got a party going

On my way...

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Room 28. And happy birthday for tomorrow

Thanks only 11 doors away!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"We're in rooms 1 and 18

It's a lucky (or unlucky) dip

Which room is the female half in ? Hopefully 18 so I can knock on !!! "

She certainly is!

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By *oodoodMan over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

"4???"

Cheekily removing the 2 off my room

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Room 21 , doors open

Hello neighbor!

Get some oil on the squeaky bed !!!

Shit...that isn't the bed...I just have a very high pitched voice. Sorry about that

Your not Joe Pasquale I hope

Naw, I'm more Bernadette from the big bang theory. Not sure which is worse?!?

Hmmmmm boobies

Thankfully once I get my boobs out, you generally won't hear a word I say...at least that's how it works with my Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

18 here

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"18 here"

Hello neighbours!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Happy birthday for tomorrow OP!

I'll be in no. 27. I hope there's a bath...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Room 28. And happy birthday for tomorrow

I'm clearly in luck then

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By *antingpleasureMan over a year ago

chesterfield

i think ive lost key no 23 must have left it on the table in the bar

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By *r_GreyscaleMan over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Room 23

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

29 here

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Happy birthday for tomorrow OP!

I'll be in no. 27. I hope there's a bath..."

Thanks!! Let me know when the bath is ready!!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Is the same hotel chain where one only has 12 rooms and the other has rooms numbered from 1923 to 2004?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Happy birthday for tomorrow OP!

I'll be in no. 27. I hope there's a bath...

Thanks!! Let me know when the bath is ready!!"

Only if you bring snacks

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is the same hotel chain where one only has 12 rooms and the other has rooms numbered from 1923 to 2004?"

Explain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This would be so funny if it happened in real life!

Imagine us all arriving roughly the same time, wandering up and down the corridors looking at room numbers......

An on Carry on film at its best!!!

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Happy birthday for tomorrow OP!

I'll be in no. 27. I hope there's a bath...

Thanks!! Let me know when the bath is ready!!

Only if you bring snacks

What would you like? Xxxx

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"Room 23

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll leave my key at the front desk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

37th here

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"37th here "

You definitely won’t have anyone joining you!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I'm in room 9 x

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By *antingpleasureMan over a year ago

chesterfield

thank goodness for that leave the door ajar

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"4???"

I’m changing my birthday!!! Xxx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"Room 21 , doors open

I was already in 21, close the door!

You close the door, I'm nakey !"

I can get the door as it seems I’m joining you two….I’m also 21

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"15

So close !! We would be next door on the same side of the corridor xxx

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By *cottish30Man over a year ago

aberdeen

Room 10 for me, will be sitting waiting patiently on a knock at the door...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 11 xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 29 OP

This is your lucky day (or unlucky depending on which way you look at it) you get both of us

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Happy birthday for tomorrow OP!

I'll be in no. 27. I hope there's a bath...

Thanks!! Let me know when the bath is ready!!

Only if you bring snacks

Shame I can’t message you!! Message me soon

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By *antingpleasureMan over a year ago

chesterfield

"Room 23

Me too

let me in i cant find my key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

30 for me

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