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What did my fortune cookie say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See if you can guess.

Correct answer gets a pussy pic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I get it right I want u to im fucking bi so ur my dream couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex will make your day but anal will make your hole weak?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Something vague like "Smiles make the world better"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex will make your day but anal will make your hole weak?"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Caution! May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caution! May contain nuts

Smart woman

I meant the bit inside though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Caution! May contain nuts

Smart woman

I meant the bit inside though.

Oh. Did the inside not contain nuts?!

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple over a year ago

peterborough

‘Buy some new shoes’

That’s what mine said the other week.

Of course, I did as I was told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seek external validation

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

The love of your life is near.

Or something as soppy about love.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Man who walk through swinging doors backwards is going to Bangkok

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You have a naughty surprise waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“That’s not chicken”

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

“Go to bed with itchy bum and wake up with smelly finger” ?

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

Help! I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow?

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By *undance_KidMan over a year ago

London

It said ‘you will send pussy pic to hunkinherts’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Someone close to you will become richer'

'Here's your bill, card or cash?'

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By *entDomMan over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

"Man who shut cock in till, shall come into money"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what did your fortune cookie say?

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