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What does it feel like?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So after talking to my pals in work, I got to thinking, if someone was blindfolded, and they were to put they’re hands down my pants, what would they think they were feeling?

So I ask you, how would someone describe what they found down your pants if they were blindfolded?

Funny answers get maximum points.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A jumbo sausage

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I think they would think it was a stress sausage. Those pliable jelly like things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Minimum points for pointing out their there they’re.

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Two testicles and what would feel like a slightly smaller misshapen testicle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sweaty clammy arse, right now, OP. If they went down the back of my pants anyway.

I always wonder what those little bumps around the areola says in braille? Suck here?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

It's a big hairy...and it's growing.

I'm in need of a trim, I've been lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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I always wonder what those little bumps around the areola says in braille? Suck here? "

This is wonderful. Just imagine if Mother Nature has been leaving seductive messages literally under our noses

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

A cocktail sausage

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By *heDeliveryManMan over a year ago

Leicester

I've been checking for the last five minutes... just give me a little longer, and an image of Holly Willoughby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been checking for the last five minutes... just give me a little longer, and an image of Holly Willoughby. "

Haha.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Down my pants right now?

You know when you're doing the washing up and a bit of food touches your hand in the water?

Yeah, that.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

A baby carrot with two petit pois

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By *heDeliveryManMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Down my pants right now?

You know when you're doing the washing up and a bit of food touches your hand in the water?

Yeah, that."

EVACUATE EVACUATE!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Hainault Forest with the lake, and a small pearl at the edge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mole rat yawning.

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