I need someone

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To sit on my face and wriggle

By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Fine, okay.

You have to use your tongue and clear out the matted arse hairs though.

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I hear Prince Andrew has a lot of free time these days

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear Prince Andrew has a lot of free time these days"

He is working at pizza express now

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

He is working at pizza express now"

What is his speciality topping ?

By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

He is working at pizza express now

What is his speciality topping ?"

Anchovy secret sauce.

We think it's anchovy anyway...

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Does his Pizza Express name badge say Andy Anchovy ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hear Prince Andrew has a lot of free time these days"

He’s also moving to Scotland. Wonko wins