Have you ever...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Recorded a sex session using your fitness watch so you can analyse your orgasms?

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can count to one without Apple's help...

By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

No but I film them to watch them back in slow motion and pat myself on the back at how much their face looks like a pollock painting

By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

...oh, you like fitness?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

I got one of those warnings telling me to get up and move as I’d been stationary far too long ..

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I think that buying a fitness watch would for myself would be such a monumental waste of money

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My fitness watch thinks I've been on a three mile sprint when I've just had a wank, so it's not the most reliable measure...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine just tells me I'm too stressed.

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My fitness watch thinks I've been on a three mile sprint when I've just had a wank, so it's not the most reliable measure..."