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Cos I didnt win a crappy forum award

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm hate wanking at all the profiles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles"

I've just cleaned the windows !

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it...."

You keep birds ?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it....

You keep birds ?"

no just shag en and push them out the door but I give them a wet wipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles"

if i push my ass to the screem can u jiss over this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles

I've just cleaned the windows ! "

clean them again...with ur tongue!(after I've came please)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it...."

moobtacular

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it....

moobtacular"

is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles

if i push my ass to the screem can u jiss over this "

clean it first..whoops, i mean the screen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles

I've just cleaned the windows !

clean them again...with ur tongue!(after I've came please)"

There's more chance of you winning a forum award dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it....

moobtacular

is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds"

10seconds of hate for u love xxx

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it....

moobtacular

is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds

10seconds of hate for u love xxx"

up you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didnt win one either..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there wasnt a category I fitted in ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didnt win one either.. "

lets hate wank together,but dont be rough on me..its aimed at others

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........ "

prolificposter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........

prolificposter"

I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........

prolificposter

I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end "

admitting fishyness....each to their own hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........

prolificposter

I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end

admitting fishyness....each to their own hehehehehe "

implying I keep away from the ones that have a nasty nip .........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

"

are void and mantlepiece euphemisms for arse?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

"

you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster....

I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

are void and mantlepiece euphemisms for arse? "

That’s not something I’d considered….

However, I’m prone to inadvertent Freudian slipping ….!.

So maybe it is and maybe it isn’t !

Now wears the soap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster....

I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo "

Nooo Gwanny I didn’t win….

I had to hold a brave smile with my face in a runners-up slot……gruesome it was… but I never showed out with a flouncy tantrum,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”….

Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….

you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster....

I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo

Nooo Gwanny I didn’t win….

I had to hold a brave smile with my face in a runners-up slot……gruesome it was… but I never showed out with a flouncy tantrum,,,,,

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles"

You lurve me really

So permission to wank in any fashion you care to do so

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Self-love filled with hatred for others? Or, do you just hate wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Self-love filled with hatred for others? Or, do you just hate wanking?"

he only wanks as he pulls out of meets :P x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in "

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Fux ache Paddy, I've been away a coupla hours and now there's jizz all over my screen and it's dripped down onto the keyboard...I'm sending you the cleaning bill

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in "

I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in

I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake."

It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in

I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake.

It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin... "

Yikes ,,, I’ve been tricked,,,, I was told to perform Jazz-hands while doing a naked jig to Shuffle-Off-To-Buffalo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in

I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake.

It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin...

Yikes ,,, I’ve been tricked,,,, I was told to perform Jazz-hands while doing a naked jig to Shuffle-Off-To-Buffalo "

I'm not wanking anyone off with jazz hands or anyones hands, as for dancing, not a chance, keep the feckin awards!!

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By *exki11enWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in "

You mean you didn't win in the popularity contest - sorry - forum awards (my mistake) either?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we should have some different headings lol

I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it

if there was one for most scariest then I can think of a couple of candidates for that - one male and one female

and I probably could come up with a few others if I put my thinking head on lol

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I am sure they will add more categories

good idea

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Minxie's equivalent to the Raspberries for the Fab Forum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minxie's equivalent to the Raspberries for the Fab Forum?"

i didnt blow raspberries at anyone or anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we should have some different headings lol

I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it

"

Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we should have some different headings lol

I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it

Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect.... "

one hopes u got dressed properly this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we should have some different headings lol

I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it

Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect....

one hopes u got dressed properly this morning "

One always costumes oneself correctly in preparation for the delights of "Ladies who shop and lunch".....;-)

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