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By *oysta OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool Tuebrook |
Fifty shades of grey
The missus bought a Paperback
Down Eason's, the other day,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood upon her tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey |
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"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol  OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME  "
Don't worry.... 
I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes....  |
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"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME
Don't worry....
I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes.... "
Mmmmm are you indeed |
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"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME
Don't worry....
I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes....
Mmmmm are you indeed "
Ahhh yes indeedy....
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