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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good.
Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now  "
Oh, so men being shit at sex is on purpose??
Now it makes sense.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Hang on, let me get my popcorn
Is this a new kink?? 
Maybe the popcorn might help  "
I can imagine it would actually. Plus provides a snack mid way through. Genius. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."
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Shocking.
This never entered my hand.
On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick. "
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter."
Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter.
Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!! "
Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude? |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both."
Oi! I like both! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter.
Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!
Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude? "
Just turn the volume off. I do. I mean they can't see what you're doing, can they? |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!"
Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!"
Nooooooooooo!!!
Tongue or fingers guys, make a choice.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously meeting the wrong guys then is all I can say. And that’s not an offer"
Nope. Men are just not generally good at it. It's not down to us meeting the wrong ones. I've had dozens of men give me oral. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!
Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right!"
This!!
Bless them. They lose focus easily. |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick. "
I find playing with the g-spot and popping a cheeky finger in the backdoor never fails. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
I find playing with the g-spot and popping a cheeky finger in the backdoor never fails."
Nope. |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!
Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right!
This!!
Bless them. They lose focus easily. "
Yep! And when you say that’s just right they hear it as go faster and totally mess it up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
I have 
No one likes a show off.
I’ve done it twice.
You're just bragging now."
m
I made a girl cum from oral once too. Just saying….  |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."
Shocking.
This never entered my hand.
On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor. "
I don't drink beer ....Red bloody wine, I told you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."
Shocking.
This never entered my hand.
On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor.
I don't drink beer ....Red bloody wine, I told you "
Fiiiiiine. You can put the bloody wine down.
So what position are we going for? |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
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A woman I was seeing a few years ago was the same, until I gave her oral and she came.
She phoned her mum and told her, as she was so happy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
A woman I was seeing a few years ago was the same, until I gave her oral and she came.
She phoned her mum and told her, as she was so happy "
Ahhh the phone call all parents want to hear. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter."
Why choose such bad lovers then ?
I rarely come for oral but I think it’s me, had some amazing blow jobs lately , so good I almost blacked out and felt like I was levitating ! But just not quite getting there still! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter.
Why choose such bad lovers then ?
I rarely come for oral but I think it’s me, had some amazing blow jobs lately , so good I almost blacked out and felt like I was levitating ! But just not quite getting there still! "
I choose men  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
If you can come from other forms of clitoral stimulation then it would suggest that there is something more about the levels of comfort or discomfort you feel from having someone go down on you that is creating some sort of barrier or mental block. There’s a great book called ‘come as you are’ by Emily Nagasaki that discusses concepts of sexual brakes and accelerators that might mean something to you. It’s also briefly discussed in the three part tv series Principles of pleasure if you want to get an over view before reading the book. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"If you can come from other forms of clitoral stimulation then it would suggest that there is something more about the levels of comfort or discomfort you feel from having someone go down on you that is creating some sort of barrier or mental block. There’s a great book called ‘come as you are’ by Emily Nagasaki that discusses concepts of sexual brakes and accelerators that might mean something to you. It’s also briefly discussed in the three part tv series Principles of pleasure if you want to get an over view before reading the book. "
Or it could be the person who were giving oral were just crap at it as oppose to something mentally wrong with the person receiving oral . |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"If you can come from other forms of clitoral stimulation then it would suggest that there is something more about the levels of comfort or discomfort you feel from having someone go down on you that is creating some sort of barrier or mental block. There’s a great book called ‘come as you are’ by Emily Nagasaki that discusses concepts of sexual brakes and accelerators that might mean something to you. It’s also briefly discussed in the three part tv series Principles of pleasure if you want to get an over view before reading the book.
Or it could be the person who were giving oral were just crap at it as oppose to something mentally wrong with the person receiving oral ."
Mhmm, if it were one or two partners then yes quite possibly, but once it becomes more than that then maybe not. |
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Hang on, let me get my popcorn
Is this a new kink??
Maybe the popcorn might help
I can imagine it would actually. Plus provides a snack mid way through. Genius. "
stand over the pan while it's popping, maybe something will hit the right spot - and yes you still get a snack afterwards lol |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!
Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right!
This!!
Bless them. They lose focus easily. "
Which is why I both love and hate 69 in equal measures. If one you gets close the other suffers |
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"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.
See, this annoys me.
Use one or the other people, not both.
Oi! I like both!
Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right!
This!!
Bless them. They lose focus easily.
Yep! And when you say that’s just right they hear it as go faster and totally mess it up! "
Shall I invest in a metronome? |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
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I'd like to say that I'd change your mind but neither of us believe that will happen. I'm much too lazy for that.
Coffee, though? Coffee I can do.
C |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
I'd like to say that I'd change your mind but neither of us believe that will happen. I'm much too lazy for that.
Coffee, though? Coffee I can do.
C"
Oh I like coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.
The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.
I'm going with the latter.
Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!
Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude?
Just turn the volume off. I do. I mean they can't see what you're doing, can they? "
Airpods and a good true crime podcast should get you through. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Good.
Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now
Oh, so men being shit at sex is on purpose??
Now it makes sense.
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Its how the patriarchy keeps everyone else down |
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
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Me neither op. I cum easily through penetrative sex though - so I don’t let it bother me.
If I want a clitoral orgasm a porn and wand session does the trick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.
LvM
Why do you think I currently do yoga?
To improve your downward doggy? 
LvM"
My downward doggy is awesome. |
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.
LvM
Why do you think I currently do yoga?
To improve your downward doggy?
LvM
My downward doggy is awesome. "
I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.
LvM
Why do you think I currently do yoga?
To improve your downward doggy?
LvM
My downward doggy is awesome.
I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that
LvM"
You should check out my puppy pose |
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"Cum from receiving oral.
Just saying.
Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.
LvM
Why do you think I currently do yoga?
To improve your downward doggy?
LvM
My downward doggy is awesome.
I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that
LvM
You should check out my puppy pose "
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suspects the OP is a troll
One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.
C"
Silly Billy Willy Nilly |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"Suspects the OP is a troll
One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.
C
Silly Billy Willy Nilly "
I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suspects the OP is a troll
One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.
C
Silly Billy Willy Nilly
I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head "
You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"Suspects the OP is a troll
One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.
C
Silly Billy Willy Nilly
I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head
You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it "
Am I that old that I remember 1970s TV impressionists, who they impersonated, and what they said?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suspects the OP is a troll
One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.
C
Silly Billy Willy Nilly
I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head
You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it
Am I that old that I remember 1970s TV impressionists, who they impersonated, and what they said? "
Um... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?
Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.
But will there be cake ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?
Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.
But will there be cake ?
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Oh I'm intrigued.
It's always about the cake with you guys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?
Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.
But will there be cake ?
Oh I'm intrigued.
It's always about the cake with you guys!"
You have to be careful with cake and oral tho
A moment on the lips and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.
So so so so scandalous
A one night stand just ain't enough"
why is it called a stand?
My standing oral technique is rubbish. I spend more time concentrating on by balance.
Pro tip: don't walk thru doors when doing this. Unless you live in Downtown Abbey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hadn't until very very recently.
P
Shh Wonko, you'll let the cat out of the bag and then everyone will want a piece of you ;P
P"
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"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.
So so so so scandalous
A one night stand just ain't enoughwhy is it called a stand?
My standing oral technique is rubbish. I spend more time concentrating on by balance.
Pro tip: don't walk thru doors when doing this. Unless you live in Downtown Abbey. "
Solid as a rock
How many ways can you hit the spot?
Show me what you got 'cause we ain't even close yet |
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