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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is now open
Do you need that feeling of warmth, security and comfort even if you're a big burly geezer?
Our non exclusive snuggle facility is now open 24hours a day with new features
The world's biggest duvet
Hot chocolate and marshmallows
A lovely fluffy cat or cute little doggie depending on pet preferences
Extensive collection of feel good movies ranging from The Wizard of Oz to The Big Lebrowski
All welcome regardless of gender, sexuality, race or income bracket    |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Could I come please? But can I have a big dog to use as part pillow, part snuggle bud and part tissue for the leaky eyeballs?
And human snuggles.
I'm sorry I'm being demanding  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I come please? But can I have a big dog to use as part pillow, part snuggle bud and part tissue for the leaky eyeballs?
And human snuggles.
I'm sorry I'm being demanding "
Come in and welcome. The big doggie will be here in just a tick to meet your need for unconditional canine affection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle 
Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might get a semi  "
As a perfectly normal body function, I vote that an erection or a semi is allowed, but please dont try and stick it down my throat or start geinding me when I am trying to enjoy feeling safe and snuggly. |
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"Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle
Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? "
Alas, gelatine is necessary  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love to join a snuggle puddle this afternoon. All curled up over each other like a basket full of kittens - bliss!"
Well you've come to the right place! Grab a pillow, they're by the door!  |
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa
I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? 
Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea 
You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? "
I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa
I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?
Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea
You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?
I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea "
We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...
In fact it's my middle name,
Definitely "Bickies" Dingox
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed 
I smush with love! "
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! |
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa
I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?
Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea
You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?
I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea
We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...
In fact it's my middle name,
Definitely "Bickies" Dingox
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Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh |
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"Is now open
Do you need that feeling of warmth, security and comfort even if you're a big burly geezer?
Our non exclusive snuggle facility is now open 24hours a day with new features
The world's biggest duvet
Hot chocolate and marshmallows
A lovely fluffy cat or cute little doggie depending on pet preferences
Extensive collection of feel good movies ranging from The Wizard of Oz to The Big Lebrowski
All welcome regardless of gender, sexuality, race or income bracket "
This is just want I need.
Big snuggles please. |
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed
I smush with love!
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! "
I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.
I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa
I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?
Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea
You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?
I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea
We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...
In fact it's my middle name,
Definitely "Bickies" Dingox
Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh "
They're called garibaldis!
And you definitely look like a good cwtcher! |
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed
I smush with love!
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!
I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.
I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.
"
Nah he just likes to think he's posh |
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa
I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?
Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea
You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?
I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea
We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...
In fact it's my middle name,
Definitely "Bickies" Dingox
Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh
They're called garibaldis!
And you definitely look like a good cwtcher! "
Got good air bags for it |
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed
I smush with love!
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!
I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.
I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.
Nah he just likes to think he's posh "
...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai--
Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed
I smush with love!
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!
I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.
I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.
"
The GNSD has been around for a while but only recently become active again! There's a cheeseboard in the fridge just for you, with grapes and everything! |
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say...
I am cannonballing into these snuggles.
Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed
I smush with love!
That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!
I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.
I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.
Nah he just likes to think he's posh
...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai--
Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh."
No I don't think he does for that kind of posh
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.
Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! "
I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.
Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier!
I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one."
There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place! |
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.
Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier!
I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one.
There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place! "
Do I tap my heels three times to get there? |
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can I also have a few smoochy snogs thrown in too please…. ohhh and a little fluffy dachshund for when I need something furry to pet 