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"I've been out two nights in a row " How frivolous of you...but it is the weekend, so forgiven | |||
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"i should hoover but cant be arsed" I feel your pain, so forgiven | |||
"I ate cake for breakfast. " Cake consists of very similar ingredients to cereal, so forgiven | |||
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"Sister I looked at those lips of yours and had lewd thoughts, forgive me" Understandable, so forgiven I am feeling generous today. | |||
"amen!!!" I do hope that you were on your knees when you said that | |||
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"I pissed the bed once after a heavy drinking session and the woman was adamant it was her " You let someone else take the blame for your own loss of bladder control. Not forgiven | |||
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"I had my weekly wank yesterday rather than today. What should I do now? " Launder your cum rag/ sock for next week. | |||
"I had my weekly wank yesterday rather than today. What should I do now? Launder your cum rag/ sock for next week." I don't use them | |||
"I had my weekly wank yesterday rather than today. What should I do now? " Get back in sync and have another today, but you must use profile pics on this site as penance. | |||
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"I had my weekly wank yesterday rather than today. What should I do now? " Wash your hands and do something more interesting. Not forgiven | |||
"I used my exs toothbrush to clean dog poo off of my trainers when we were together " While your ex may have been a twat, that could have killed him. Not forgiven | |||