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By *olacola OP Man over a year ago

lincoln

I’ll go

For me, the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just a whim away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yorkshireman walks into the vets with his cat who's sick.

Vets says is it a Tom.

Yorkshireman no it's on the bloody table is thee blind daft twat.

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By *argoyleMan over a year ago

dudley

A wise Chinese man once said:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 eggs boiling in a saucepan, one says "I have a huge crack" the other says " stop teasing, I'm not fucking hard yet"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've reluctantly retired after 26 years as a limo driver, because lately, I haven't had a single customer. All that time gone by, and nothing to chauffeur it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

There was nothing left but de brie.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I’ve a free roof joke…it’s on the house..

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

I have a builders joke but im still working on it !

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

Whats red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like crosswords?

No, i like nice words...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just broke two of my Dad’s Queen records. Now I want to break three….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conjunctivitis.com…now there a site for sore eyes

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

My dad stepped on a bee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was surprising when the baker made a meringue on an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered. Usually, Aussies boo meringues.

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By *pool6969Man over a year ago

Bedworth

When I was single I made a Lego sex doll, I loved her to bits.

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By *pool6969Man over a year ago

Bedworth

My girlfriend's making me eat pineapple to make my semen sweeter. I've started calling my ejaculations "Fruit Shoots"

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