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over a year ago
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It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.
If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"
It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years. |
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We cannot assume that they will use the same units of measurement as us, and so I’d be worried they might say say and use their advanced technology to get here real quick and probe my anus. Be careful what you joke about… |
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Going by the time frames of humans likely to destroy ourselves, is there much point? We'll long have ceased to exist, by the time signals get there.
If they can decode the signals, we should just use them for learning about them. |
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Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently. |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."
Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ? |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.
Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"
I bet he could....  |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.
Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"
Probably but the message would probably be about bendy cutlery and him telling them he was friends with Michael Jackson. |
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"What if they’re saying “you guys are fucked, we’re going to blow you all to smithereens?”"
The joke will be on them. By the time they can do anything, the sun would have burnt us already.
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"Going by the time frames of humans likely to destroy ourselves, is there much point? We'll long have ceased to exist, by the time signals get there.
If they can decode the signals, we should just use them for learning about them. "
That's true. It's still nice if there is another species that knows that humans existed here. |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."
Sounds like the most useless piece of information ever discovered. |
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"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.
If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"
It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."
You are fun at parties. Aren't you? |
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Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. |
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"jodrell bank did pick signals up in deep space. in 1960 something the they couldnt explain,, trust me they are out there and on here,,"
Wouldn't be surprised at all if those fuckers are on fab |
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"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.
If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"
It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."
If I sent them a message they’d probably block me  |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.
Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"
Possibly but they may not be capable of understanding his teachings..  |
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"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.
You are fun at parties. Aren't you?"
Nope, I'm the last person you'd want to invite to a party.
I'll drink too much whiskey and pass out in a plant pot somewhere. |
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News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak. |
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"News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak."
Not sure how bank tranfers work across galaxies. But food for thought. |
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"News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak."
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"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.
If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"
It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."
Done fellas’ have to wait longer for a message |
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