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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

I’m in a taxi and I need the toilet.

Will I make it home with no accident?!

When was the last time you were busting for the toilet?

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"I’m in a taxi and I need the toilet.

Will I make it home with no accident?!

When was the last time you were busting for the toilet?"

10 minutes ago. Luckily the toilet is right next to my room so I just about managed to make it!

Did you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tuesday evening on my way home about this time. Hunched over, I just about managed to walk home and up the stairs, open the front door, and treated myself to the sit down wee of all sit down wees.

I’m rooting for you, Estella! It’s all the Estrellas doing this to you. (I know you drink cider)

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I’m in a taxi and I need the toilet.

Will I make it home with no accident?!

When was the last time you were busting for the toilet?

10 minutes ago. Luckily the toilet is right next to my room so I just about managed to make it!

Did you OP?"

Crossed legs. I’m ten mins and incoming away.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Tuesday evening on my way home about this time. Hunched over, I just about managed to walk home and up the stairs, open the front door, and treated myself to the sit down wee of all sit down wees.

I’m rooting for you, Estella! It’s all the Estrellas doing this to you. (I know you drink cider)

I’m going to climax when I release. It’s going to be the best part of my evening!

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Benidorm ,wrong side of the hotel so pissed in the bin by the lift

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Earlier on today a woman was waffling on the phone arranging a job interview for me and I was dancing about the kitchen had to ask her to hang fire

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

After having babies and the joy of the menopause.

I do pelvic floor exercises every day and at traffic lights.

So thankfully I've come very close and not had an accident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tuesday evening on my way home about this time. Hunched over, I just about managed to walk home and up the stairs, open the front door, and treated myself to the sit down wee of all sit down wees.

I’m rooting for you, Estella! It’s all the Estrellas doing this to you. (I know you drink cider)

I’m going to climax when I release. It’s going to be the best part of my evening!"

I know the feeling. You deserve to climax this evening.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I went before I went

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use this as a placeholder for water onomatopoeia

Tippity tapp a-tap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bouncing on my kid's trampoline was a bit hairy. If only I'd had cesareans

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

My people. I made it.

I feel fatigued at the effort, but thankful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My people. I made it.

I feel fatigued at the effort, but thankful. "

Can I take you to bed?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"My people. I made it.

I feel fatigued at the effort, but thankful.

Can I take you to bed?

Always. And forever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My people. I made it.

I feel fatigued at the effort, but thankful.

Can I take you to bed?

Always. And forever. "

And they lived happily ever after.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Aww man!

I'm so glad you made it Estella.

Those times are not easy... it's the key in lock dance i always find hardest.

Well done beautiful!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Had a close call in Sainsbury's last year.

Had to leave my shopping trolley at the checkout and run to the toilet.

Clenched like mad until one of only 3 cubicles became vacant and just about got my cheeks on the seat before the world fell out of my arse (10 points to whoever gets the reference).

I no longer sail that close to the wind.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Oh Estella! This is a daily occurrence for me #menopause. It's absolutely shite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

As it happens, in a taxi, about 15mins ago. I made it to my loo, sphincters clenched.

#NoAccidents

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