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over a year ago
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Ooh... only 10?
OK, a cow and a bull for milk
A ewe and a ram for wool
A cock and a hen for eggs
A couple of parrots to talk to
A couple of dogs for company
I wouldn't take wasps
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1. A pair of butterflies (cos I don't want everyone to suddenly start speaking sdrawkcab)
2. Some bees (cos the whole eco-thingy breaks down without bees apparently (peronally I'd stamp on the little critters cos I can't stand anything that buzzes - cept vibrators, which aren't animals so I can take as many as I like)
3. Two sheep - male and female, and I'd cull their offspring cos lamb is extremely tasty.
4. Mint plant - not technically an animal but I'm not taking any chances as lamb without mint sauce is like torville without dean, morecambe without wise, wallace without grommit.
5. A couple of dogs (canine variety) cos they're man's best friend. Apparently.
6. A couple of dogs (human variety) cos they're man's best friend. Usurping their canine cousins it appears.
7. An aardvark. Cool name, have to keep them.
8. A tiger. (I've always wanted a tiger ok, got a problem with that?)
9. A lion (for my tiger to play with, king of the jungle my ass, a Tiger would muller any lion anyday)
10. No fookin fish. I don't like eating them and all they do in our tank is swim and shit. Fookin pointless creatures, clogging up all the sea and giving Greenpeace a reason to exist. |
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"1. A pair of butterflies (cos I don't want everyone to suddenly start speaking sdrawkcab)
2. Some bees (cos the whole eco-thingy breaks down without bees apparently (peronally I'd stamp on the little critters cos I can't stand anything that buzzes - cept vibrators, which aren't animals so I can take as many as I like)
3. Two sheep - male and female, and I'd cull their offspring cos lamb is extremely tasty.
4. Mint plant - not technically an animal but I'm not taking any chances as lamb without mint sauce is like torville without dean, morecambe without wise, wallace without grommit.
5. A couple of dogs (canine variety) cos they're man's best friend. Apparently.
6. A couple of dogs (human variety) cos they're man's best friend. Usurping their canine cousins it appears.
7. An aardvark. Cool name, have to keep them.
8. A tiger. (I've always wanted a tiger ok, got a problem with that?)
9. A lion (for my tiger to play with, king of the jungle my ass, a Tiger would muller any lion anyday)
10. No fookin fish. I don't like eating them and all they do in our tank is swim and shit. Fookin pointless creatures, clogging up all the sea and giving Greenpeace a reason to exist."
I dont wanna be pedantic, but I think u miscounted - it was 10 ........  |
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"1. A pair of butterflies (cos I don't want everyone to suddenly start speaking sdrawkcab)
2. Some bees (cos the whole eco-thingy breaks down without bees apparently (peronally I'd stamp on the little critters cos I can't stand anything that buzzes - cept vibrators, which aren't animals so I can take as many as I like)
3. Two sheep - male and female, and I'd cull their offspring cos lamb is extremely tasty.
4. Mint plant - not technically an animal but I'm not taking any chances as lamb without mint sauce is like torville without dean, morecambe without wise, wallace without grommit.
5. A couple of dogs (canine variety) cos they're man's best friend. Apparently.
6. A couple of dogs (human variety) cos they're man's best friend. Usurping their canine cousins it appears.
7. An aardvark. Cool name, have to keep them.
8. A tiger. (I've always wanted a tiger ok, got a problem with that?)
9. A lion (for my tiger to play with, king of the jungle my ass, a Tiger would muller any lion anyday)
10. No fookin fish. I don't like eating them and all they do in our tank is swim and shit. Fookin pointless creatures, clogging up all the sea and giving Greenpeace a reason to exist.
I dont wanna be pedantic, but I think u miscounted - it was 10 ........ "
My fookin Ark, my fookin rules.  |
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