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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh there's just so many

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh there's just so many"

Come on, Pollyanna - you've got to choose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strictly is shit.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple over a year ago

Leicester

Yes, your arse does look big in that....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mother to 11 year old son: "Shower time".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one where you say "are you ok babe?" And you are met with a stony silence, I tell you run for cover, you may be in the right but that ain't going to help you, it's coming and it's ain't pretty, it's just down right scary and you say to yourself "Oh shit"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

Calm down....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

)

Calm down...."

Oh that one has got me going so many times!!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You know you asked if your bum looked big in that? Well......."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any starting with the following

"I don't want to sound racist/sexist/homopobic/rude/offensive/ignorant but......"

And ending with

"just saying"

For example

"I don't want to sound offensive, but Hittler was right, just saying"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have lots for this thread but I don’t actually know if I want any arguments.

You guessed it. They’re about race

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

Margaret Thatcher was the best....

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have lots for this thread but I don’t actually know if I want any arguments.

You guessed it. They’re about race

No arguments allowed in the thread. I run a tight ship, Pickle!

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

You must be due on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have lots for this thread but I don’t actually know if I want any arguments.

You guessed it. They’re about race

No arguments allowed in the thread. I run a tight ship, Pickle! "

Understood ma’am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any starting with the following

"I don't want to sound racist/sexist/homopobic/rude/offensive/ignorant but......"

And ending with

"just saying"

For example

"I don't want to sound offensive, but Hittler was right, just saying"

Covering every base there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not racist, but it’s just piss, my good friend Maggie Thatcher taught me that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not racist, but it’s just piss, my good friend Maggie Thatcher taught me that."

This isn't..I'm not sure..how is this..argh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cakes is shit

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!"

you have nothing to say because you know its true

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cakes is shit "

Low blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

That pizza could use some pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With respect…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cakes is shit

Low blow

Ha ha I did

it a little on that one ha ha

And I like cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cakes is shit

Low blow

Ha ha I did

it a little on that one ha ha

And I like cake "

It's a relief to read that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?"

I see what you did there

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cakes is shit

Low blow

Ha ha I did

it a little on that one ha ha

And I like cake

It's a relief to read that!"

Yip it is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!"

Going for the big guns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?

I see what you did there

No you didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?

I see what you did there

No you didn't

Damn it's hard following my own rule

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

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By *wlAndLarkCouple over a year ago

Warwickshire

“The correct name for a bread roll is a ‘batch’”

That’s normally good for a long thread…

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

Its a chip Chip butty / chip balm / chip roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it

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By *andy and DannyCouple over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

)"
do you want me to drive ? Always gets a reaction lol

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

I'm not being funny, but..

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By *rsmith21zMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Is a jaffa cake a cake or biscuit lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

)

Calm down....

Oh that one has got me going so many times!!"

Grinds my gears too!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it"

You have gone too far now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it

You have gone too far now.

No arguments, davie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?

I see what you did there

No you didn't

Damn it's hard following my own rule

It's true, you can easily make anything into an argument

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is a jaffa cake a cake or biscuit lol"

Ding dong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, do you want to get into a massive argument?

I see what you did there

No you didn't

Damn it's hard following my own rule

It's true, you can easily make anything into an argument

I can, it's true.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it

You have gone too far now.

No arguments, davie.

I don't argue, I'm not a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it

You have gone too far now.

No arguments, davie.

I don't argue, I'm not a woman.

Yes, dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I’m not transphobic, but’ …works with anything tbh because they usually go on to be transphobic, homophobic, racist etc

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Why do women think they know everything when it's obvious they don't!

Going for the big guns.

Yes, I've seen the evidence.

Hush or the

gets it

You have gone too far now.

No arguments, davie.

I don't argue, I'm not a woman.

Yes, dear

See, you do know your place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do straws have one hole or two?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Replying

"but you said you didn't want anything from the shop"

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Any mention of bareback.

Apparently, it's bad for the horse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

What is this, bait Inconceivable night?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm not being funny, but.."

Never gets any argument from me - nobody that ever said that was in any way humorous.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

What is this, bait Inconceivable night?

Is it working?

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Do straws have one hole or two?"

Men know it's only one hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

What is this, bait Inconceivable night?

Is it working?

Is it working?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole. "

No arguments in the thread TM

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

What is this, bait Inconceivable night?

Is it working?

Are you sure?

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beyonce’s @ Coachella is the best music performance of all time.

The breath control…G. O. A. T.

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By *andaloriansCouple over a year ago

Malvern

The earth is flat and hollow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All Women have unrealistic expectations when it comes to finding sexual partners

Biting my tongue!!

you have nothing to say because you know its true

Must. Not. Argue.

Thats right, know your role …….

What is this, bait Inconceivable night?

Is it working?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?"

Right. You're being sent off for being argumentative and baiting the OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Yes its fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pineapple pizza

Jaffa cake is a biscuit

Men are better driver's

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

!!"

You are bad. No

for you, ever again.

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

You know I'm always right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friends TV show is shite. You can't win this argument unless you throw the pussy at me

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

It wasn't sex, she just sucked me knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't sex, she just sucked me knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fine.

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm not being funny but...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not you but me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calm down love

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Is it that time of month again?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

What are you thinking...

Well, you asked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it yourself

Feck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You profile said size average

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Why are you in a mood? Reply that your Not in a mood to be told well tell your face that and to end with WHATEVER!

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"Massive argument?

(No arguments, thanks

)

Calm down...."

You’re being hysterical

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"Beyonce’s @ Coachella is the best music performance of all time.

The breath control…G. O. A. T.

Beyoncé’s career peaked when she played foxy cleopatra in Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheer up!

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

What would you think of my parents coming to live with us?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Beyonce’s @ Coachella is the best music performance of all time.

The breath control…G. O. A. T.

Triggered!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

women's rights

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By *adForGood69Couple over a year ago

plymouth

Why won't you do anal?

Your sister loves it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jurassic Park is shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The great bread debate barm vs tcake vs roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here? Probably “I like DD/LG”

At home? “Can we cancel Saturday? I’m going out with the boys”

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

On here?

*insert phobic statement* followed by ‘it’s just my preference’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi or hello usually I find

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

You are bad. No

for you, ever again. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Beyonce’s @ Coachella is the best music performance of all time.

The breath control…G. O. A. T.

Triggered!! "

Oh good. Not just me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It won't hurt...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it that time of month again?

Playing dangerously there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It won't hurt..."

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Pretty much anything posted in the Virus forum

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

You are bad. No

for you, ever again.

I think you should have put the word fallen before the

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty much anything posted in the Virus forum"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

You are bad. No

for you, ever again.

I think you should have put the word fallen before the

. "

Rude

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Do straws have one hole or two?

Men know it's only one hole.

No arguments in the thread TM

I know, it was a factual statement.

I repeat

You are bad. No

for you, ever again.

I think you should have put the word fallen before the

Rude

(Shocked face)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You natural blonde

Why !

You’re roots are black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Light the blue touchpaper with "You're all just attention seekers", the sit and toast marshmallows on the bonfire.

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