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over a year ago
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" was hungry. Race over 
I'd rather feed the horse.
I'd rather ride it
Have you got a whip?
That's a very personal question.
Oh, and my  is in the lead  "
I'm sorry I asked.
You can't take a turtle for a walk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm
Bet noooow.
My money is on the cat. 
Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does."
Some cats can swim. |
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" was hungry. Race over
I'd rather feed the horse.
I'd rather ride it
Have you got a whip?
That's a very personal question.
Oh, and my is in the lead
I'm sorry I asked.
You can't take a turtle for a walk."
You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" was hungry. Race over
I'd rather feed the horse.
I'd rather ride it
Have you got a whip?
That's a very personal question.
Oh, and my is in the lead
I'm sorry I asked.
You can't take a turtle for a walk.
You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it "
Send a  after it. That will get it moving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm
Bet noooow.
My money is on the cat.
Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does."
I like my odds! I’m sticking it all on the cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"----------------------I
We have a winner 
Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!
Oh bollocks. That was just a discarded chipstick in the road  "
Hurrah!
Rupert is still in with a chance! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" was hungry. Race over
I'd rather feed the horse.
I'd rather ride it
Have you got a whip?
That's a very personal question.
Oh, and my is in the lead
I'm sorry I asked.
You can't take a turtle for a walk.
You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it "
I was tempted to buy a skateboard yesterday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Run me my Ps
No yoof lingo ere
Fs.
I’m dipping. 
Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am.
You and me both  "
You’re both very welcome.  |
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"Run me my Ps
No yoof lingo ere
Fs.
I’m dipping.
Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am.
You and me both
You’re both very welcome. "
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm
Bet noooow.
My money is on the cat.
Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does.
Some cats can swim."
True, but probably not as well as a turtle. |
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