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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.
Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?
On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?  |
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"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.
Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?
On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?  "
She told me off last time I did that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
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She told me off last time I did that "
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"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.
Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?
On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth? "
Very simple - because it is an acquired taste and not something that is appreciated when it is being shoved in my (proverbial) face appropos of nothing. Too much information too soon + the threat of male violence and treating me like an animal = instant death to any possible attraction.
In itself, it is not a body part that screams beauty, not like eyes or lips or shoulders for example. So, at least for me personally, all the cocks that brought me pleasure are handsome and adorable - because they belong to men who were/are good lovers. Some cocks have initially been not ideal but became adorable because the man in question figured out how to remove any discomfort etc and how to make things great for me. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again "
Why are you two trying to get me told off?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off? "
Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off?
Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you "
Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off? "
Moi? I ain’t done nuffink |
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off?
Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you
Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not "
But you do need it though. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth? "
A prawn doesn't look very pretty, but I've no issue with putting it in my mouth...plus it's out of my eyeline then... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off?
Moi? I ain’t done nuffink "
You started it! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off?
Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you
Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not
But you do need it though. "
Fair point... |
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"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones . I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully
Note to self.
Randomly send Nora peen
Thread idea?
She told me off last time I did that
Thank you for volunteering again
Why are you two trying to get me told off?
Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you
Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not
But you do need it though.
Fair point... "
I use my penis as a pointer in presentations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines been called beautiful 3 times in recent years, and I’ll take that over any size related compliment every day.
PS, by beautiful I believe what is meant is a lack of any standard hideous features like kinks, bends, weird colour changes, obnoxiously veiny, horribly bulbous or generally angry looking |
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"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.
Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?
On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth? "
I want to see, some penis are a turn on. What sets them apart is personal I guess. For me has to be hard to start with haha then I don’t know how to explain, some make me wonder how would they feel |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze "
You even describe it beautifully, dammit |
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"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze
You even describe it beautifully, dammit"
Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze
You even describe it beautifully, dammit
Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.
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I may need some alone time with that thought. |
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"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.
Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?
On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?
Very simple - because it is an acquired taste and not something that is appreciated when it is being shoved in my (proverbial) face appropos of nothing. Too much information too soon + the threat of male violence and treating me like an animal = instant death to any possible attraction.
In itself, it is not a body part that screams beauty, not like eyes or lips or shoulders for example. So, at least for me personally, all the cocks that brought me pleasure are handsome and adorable - because they belong to men who were/are good lovers. Some cocks have initially been not ideal but became adorable because the man in question figured out how to remove any discomfort etc and how to make things great for me. "
Believe me us men have seen some fannys that aint to pretty also. My exs looked like a busted beachball ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze
You even describe it beautifully, dammit
Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.
I may need some alone time with that thought."
Oh I bet you do |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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Like all things its subjective.
I don’t think they are generally unattractive, but there are some that are more appealing to look at.
Unwashed, unkept pubes, angry red head etc. can all lower the appeal |
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I actually got told very recently and i quote - ‘ your cock looks fucking delicious!’ From a lady who has also expressed an interest in a private viewing and tasting appointment. Not happened yet so bet its a 25 stone bloke called Bernard in reality  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I actually got told very recently and i quote - ‘ your cock looks fucking delicious!’ From a lady who has also expressed an interest in a private viewing and tasting appointment. Not happened yet so bet its a 25 stone bloke called Bernard in reality "
Go for it. Bernard deep throats like a champ |
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"I actually got told very recently and i quote - ‘ your cock looks fucking delicious!’ From a lady who has also expressed an interest in a private viewing and tasting appointment. Not happened yet so bet its a 25 stone bloke called Bernard in reality
Go for it. Bernard deep throats like a champ "
Ok but only because you vouched for her!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine has been described in a few ways. Never pretty though.  
That's okay buddy. Mines been described as a baby carrot with two petit pois before"
Thanks this cheered me up |
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I find cocks can be beautiful to look at, there are some that I really get turned off by, particularly really dark purple angry looking ones, but on the whole I'm very attracted to cock, both in photos and in the flesh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I think all cocks are unattractive and I really hate looking at them yet sometimes I find myself just staring because they just look so fascinating…maybe its jealousy because I don’t have my own cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine often is made to hide in dark places
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#Biker: if you were to do a handstand would yours hit you on the chin? Just askin'... "
Photo evidence required I think, Nero |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it "
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Are any of them "pretty"? Let's be honest, it's not much to look at."
Yes. Some are pretty.
Some aren't.
And some make me just think "holy fuckballs... I want" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste. "
As IF you're a Cadbury's man!! |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
Is it one of those posh ones with a liquid centre? "
Yes it is, how did you know that? |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste. "
You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.
You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed "
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So it's an Eikroy penis? |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.
As IF you're a Cadbury's man!!"
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You know me all too well my little sexpot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something. |
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.
You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed
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So it's an Eikroy penis?"
It's just a penis |
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"I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something."
No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness |
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"I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something.
No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness "
I do like creamy dreamy goodness. |
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"I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something.
No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness
I do like creamy dreamy goodness."
I'd let you try mine |
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"I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something."
Dammit - right up to that last sentence I was in with a shout!!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Pond.
I have an issue with this thread.
I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for )
Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.
Yours sincerely,
Posh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pond.
I have an issue with this thread.
I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for )
Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.
Yours sincerely,
Posh."
Is peni in a box a bad thing? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Pond.
I have an issue with this thread.
I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for )
Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.
Yours sincerely,
Posh.
Is peni in a box a bad thing? "
Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pond.
I have an issue with this thread.
I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for )
Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.
Yours sincerely,
Posh.
Is peni in a box a bad thing?
Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not? "
I didn’t read that far back oops… so the non pretty ones are in a box … but the pretty ones remain hidden from you? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Pond.
I have an issue with this thread.
I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for )
Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.
Yours sincerely,
Posh.
Is peni in a box a bad thing?
Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not?
I didn’t read that far back oops… so the non pretty ones are in a box … but the pretty ones remain hidden from you? "
I'm determinedly not looking any more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it
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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.
As IF you're a Cadbury's man!!
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You know me all too well my little sexpot. "
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Mine is one of the world's ugliest. Only partially successful but f***ing painful plastic surgery on a hypospadias 50 years ago. All fluids emerge from below the frenulum. Never been able to pee like a man. Everything works but hugely sensitive about showing it unless all the ugliness is sealed away in a condom. |
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"Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person. wait until you see mine 
Another hollow promise Steve?
You’ll be seeing it. Don’t you worry. "
I bet your name isn't even really Steve. Lies on lies on lies! |
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