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By *ayHaych OP   Man  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

My manager told me the other day that I’ll just just have to “suck it and see”. I hadn’t heard that one in a while and I always struggle to keep a straight face when I hear it Are there any other phrases which just sound naughty?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Cut and blow always gives me a little giggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cut and blow always gives me a little giggle "

I was going to say blow dry

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

When someone has a spit roast barbecue at their wedding reception I always do a wry grin.

Also when something bad happened at work and I was told to 'suck it up' or 'swallow it'.

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By *ayHaych OP   Man  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Getting a cut and then blown dry sounds like a niche market. I’d travel for that service!

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By *ayHaych OP   Man  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"When someone has a spit roast barbecue at their wedding reception I always do a wry grin.

Also when something bad happened at work and I was told to 'suck it up' or 'swallow it'. "

Oh yes spit roast is always a classic.

Suck it up or swallow it? How can anyone say that with a straight face

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Years ago we were selling your house and the estate agent told us it would "go like a train". She used several other similar phrases and I often wondered if her colleagues just didn't tell her for the comedy value

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Merton

Just add I am coming or I came to any sentence.

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Well i quite enjoy tossing a salad

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Doris at work is booked for a facial later

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"My manager told me the other day that I’ll just just have to “suck it and see”. I hadn’t heard that one in a while and I always struggle to keep a straight face when I hear it Are there any other phrases which just sound naughty?

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Isn't it supposed to be "suck it up"? Suck it is awfully suggestive

I've had a funny moment at a bookshop in the first year of becoming actively kinky - standing there and thinking "oh, so many books about CBT, no way" and then of course I quickly realised it is about the other CBT. Which I know full well myself Just goes to show how immersed one can become

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By *ickerladMan  over a year ago

wem

Thanks you for having me- no worries, thank you for coming

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

We have her over a barrel!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any reference to putting something in a hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look really hot!

I'd love to see your melons!

Mr ? keeps touching his organ.

He's got a huge package.

Uh oh, I've got a soggy bottom!

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By *ayHaych OP   Man  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"My manager told me the other day that I’ll just just have to “suck it and see”. I hadn’t heard that one in a while and I always struggle to keep a straight face when I hear it Are there any other phrases which just sound naughty?

Isn't it supposed to be "suck it up"? Suck it is awfully suggestive

I've had a funny moment at a bookshop in the first year of becoming actively kinky - standing there and thinking "oh, so many books about CBT, no way" and then of course I quickly realised it is about the other CBT. Which I know full well myself Just goes to show how immersed one can become "

“Suck it up” is one but “Suck it and see” is also a phrase

Oh yes working in Psychology means CBT always comes up in my mind as the kinky type! Also, any discussions of “self-soothing” take my mind to the gutter too

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By *ayHaych OP   Man  over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"We have her over a barrel!

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Pork in Cider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toad in the hole

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Rub it better

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

That's hard to get your mouth around... (when struggling with long words... Or not)

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to work with a guy whose surname was Eggs (yes I know it's unusual but it is true).

Another colleague used to say to people "I don't mean to teach you to suck eggs..."

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By *annybb2012Man  over a year ago

south West

Whenever people say the line from Oliver twist "please sir, can I have some more" haha

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