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What are the mum things that all mums do

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Evening everyone . Nearly week end

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Ask if you've had a wee before you leave home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give birth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the photo album out when you bring a new partner home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell you to take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Always have a tissue for runny noses

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Do they still spit on their hankies and wipe your faces?

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Carry everyone's shit around in our handbag's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

-Complain about you not cleaning up mess but telling you not to worry whenever you try to clean up.

-give you the look that makes you instantly start behaving

-be super nice whenever your friends come around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chase you with a slipper because you said a swear word.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Dry the tears from their broken hearts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call you from upstairs to make them a drink/ get the remote/send you back upstairs for something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Call you from upstairs to make them a drink/ get the remote/send you back upstairs for something

I'm doing this parenting thing all wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Force feed you unhealthy food when you’re trying to eat better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop slamming the doors

Yet I find it perfectly acceptable to be tied to them and fucked against when there not home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop slamming the doors

Yet I find it perfectly acceptable to be tied to them and fucked against when there not home

*they're

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Use offsprings middle names to be assertive.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"The Stare" ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've got food at home.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Run a forgotten PE kit up to school.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

“The look” when you’re being a dick but you’re in public so they can’t tell you off!

“Turn that bloody light off”

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Call their children by their siblings/aunts/uncles/dogs names.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ask them if they've got everything they need for school ready.

Tell them I love them before they go to bed

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

When I visit she always puts the kettle on for a cuppa. I return the favour when she and Dad visit me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell you to take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit "

Well if you were my mum I'd still be breast feeding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Call you from upstairs to make them a drink/ get the remote/send you back upstairs for something

I'm doing this parenting thing all wrong!!! "

If you do this too then yes. Otherwise no you’re doing it perfectly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put so much cream on your face so your skin was SHINY whenever you were going to school

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By *ornyguyMan over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

ensure socks are properly fitted to little ones' tootsies; that seam at the toes or a misaligned heel area could cause discomfort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That ‘did I give you a message?’ When she finds out you were telling people about things you shouldn’t.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Everything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worry.

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By *P4RTANMan over a year ago

near

Great minds and all that lol. I Was literally going to write.

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By *romagefraisWoman over a year ago

Sunderland

Tell you to "say thankyou" to people before you even get a chance to say it yourself.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Get the photo album out when you bring a new partner home."

Oh yes

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Call you from upstairs to make them a drink/ get the remote/send you back upstairs for something

I'm doing this parenting thing all wrong!!! "

Me too. That's what the kids do. Message from upstairs for a drink....

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

"“The look” when you’re being a dick but you’re in public so they can’t tell you off!

“Turn that bloody light off” "

Shut the door. Were you born in a barm

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

all over

Have a broken pencil, a toy car, tissues, a fork, half a biscuit and a pair of socks in their handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be honest a lot of what I'm reading Dad's do also!

I'm not saying they so everything but there is a lot of cross over here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say you are never going to parent like your mother, and find yourself parenting like your mother

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Stick up for their children, no matter what age, in public but bollock them at home

Unconditional love, well I hope it's not just me that has that.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Put a wash on if it's going to be a sunny day. Don't waste that weather.

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