A female friend has informed me it is s common thing for men to spray their genital area with aftershave or deodorant “to smell nice” now admittedly i am coming at this from the perspective of someone who prefers not to give blownobs due to the inconvenient restrictive sexual disposition of being straight…. But (my chain of thought) we have all sprayed too much deodorant in a confined space before leading to what feels like a horrible suffocating cloud of overwhelming anti perspiration mist….. *chokeyy*
So on what planet would it be a good idea to coat your flesh coloured MANtrunk in some disgustingly flavoured aftershave/doedorant, expecting her to stick it in her mouth?
Do you do this, have you had someone do this with you? Is it common?
Personally on behalf of ladies everywhere i would be inclined to say this seems like a very unpleasing practice….
Confirmation please? Talk people, GINGE OUT…. :p |
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Have never sprayed/coated my genitals in any sort of deodorant or aftershave and beer would. I’d rather dip my balls in hot oil, given the chemicals in those sprays.
I also stopped using spray deodorants years ago and switched to stick/rolls-ons (sure womens cool blue is amazingly effective).
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Granted i did use toothpaste once in order to attain the holygrail ‘promised land’ of being refreshingly minty fresh *disclaimer* “i would not condone this behaviour on a daily occurrence”
:p hahaha
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"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime
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Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….
Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil? |
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"Have never sprayed/coated my genitals in any sort of deodorant or aftershave and beer would. I’d rather dip my balls in hot oil, given the chemicals in those sprays.
I also stopped using spray deodorants years ago and switched to stick/rolls-ons (sure womens cool blue is amazingly effective).
Might conside a switch myself
Sensitive skin is the scourge of us ginners :p haha
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Absolutely fuck that. Shower fresh, deodorant and aftershave in the CORRECT places and what's wrong with that?  smelling nice isn't that hard.
If that guy needs to spray his cock to make it smell nice, I'm worried how he washes it haha |
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"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime
Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….
Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil?"
Or, don't be unwashed?  |
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"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime
Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….
Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil?
Or, don't be unwashed? "
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