Have just heard on a radio station a genuine advert for a job. "Lady looking for an open minded cleaner to clean the house 2 hours a week. After a few weeks I will give you a key to do the cleaning as you please. The going rate is £12.50 an hour. General cleaning duties to be carried out. The reason I ask for an open minded cleaner is because I'm a naturist and often walk around the house naked. Sometimes you see me sometimes you won't"