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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or harder for me? 
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "
Please translate into "old people lingo"
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "
Ah, sorry, Steve. Young, gifted and black is where it's at... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
Ah, sorry, Steve. Young, gifted and black is where it's at..."
You know the vibes   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "
Being that u asked, my guess would be with you saying “I will shag anyone with a vagina”
Gurls like to feel special...!
Best wishes |
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By *ary 121Man
over a year ago
East Bergholt |
"Meets or meats?
The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways"
. No doubt go against the gain here………,….but wtf does he actually misplace “ meets” with “meats”. Ffs folks,some peoples need a hobby |
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"Meets or meats?
The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways. No doubt go against the gain here………,….but wtf does he actually misplace “ meets” with “meats”. Ffs folks,some peoples need a hobby"
I like gains. I like them liberally sprinkled over my breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
Being that u asked, my guess would be with you saying “I will shag anyone with a vagina”
Gurls like to feel special...!
Best wishes"
 but they’re not special to me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't care about meets. I just want messages, fabs, and a good laugh at the moment. The site has gone a bit quiet and flat!!! "
Good luck finding those things on fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re too nice.
Should I try treating em mean 
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?"
Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re too nice.
Should I try treating em mean
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?
Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru. "
You’re like Jez from peep show. A life coach. |
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"I have sweater meat apparently but its june who wears sweaters
Christ knows ‘you’ve got great sweater meat dolly’ I got sent to me that seams wrong from start to end dolly "
It’s all kind of wrong |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"You’re too nice.
Should I try treating em mean
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?
Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru.
You’re like Jez from peep show. A life coach. "
More like Jizz during a peep show  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't care about meets. I just want messages, fabs, and a good laugh at the moment. The site has gone a bit quiet and flat!!!
Good luck finding those things on fab "
I have an amazing fwb who I met and introduced me to fab. So I'm not currently looking for anything else at this moment that's what I should have said too |
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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago
Suffolk / Essex borders |
Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online |
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? "
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone."
I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone.
I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. "
I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. |
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"Unfortunately, my religion forbids fornication with anyone with the name Steve (or variations therein). Sorry 
What about Cahal?
Is that one ok? "
I would give preference to men called Englebert or Cynric or something like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone."
I’m confused. My profile suggests what exactly? That I’d seriously shag anyone ** with a vagina? Or that I’m not attractive?
I mean it’s fair if you think it does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone.
I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting.
I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. "
You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "
This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up. |
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"Have you thought about going to a club, young man?
Or a social?! No I have never considered either "
Going to a social is my recommendation. It transformed my experience (on my old profile). You then have a few people who know you as a real person.
Clubs can be a bit hit or miss for a first timer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up. "
Sorry I didn’t quite get, do you have a vag or not? If you do, as my OP suggests, I’m into it.
Well I’m trying to get into it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone.
I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting.
I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways.
You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread. "
Have you seen my profile Bertie? What do you think? Fancy a bang? |
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online
Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss
Not me using they’re instead of their  "
That's a straight block and delete for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up.
Sorry I didn’t quite get, do you have a vag or not? If you do, as my OP suggests, I’m into it.
Well I’m trying to get into it "
Your magic pickle ain't getting anywhere near me , vag or not. |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
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Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though."
Married women can have any man they want!!! UNFAIR |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on.
You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering?
Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone.
I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting.
I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways.
You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread.
Have you seen my profile Bertie? What do you think? Fancy a bang? "
Think we have covered this ground before, young man. Naughty.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online
Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss
Not me using they’re instead of their
That's a straight block and delete for me. "
Too right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though."
You should probably start by saying women instead of females |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though.
You should probably start by saying women instead of females "
You know about the ‘females’ ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Less is more so do less."
100% this.
Previous times I’ve been here I’ve managed both socials and more from just being myself and not really putting a conscious effort in or overthinking it |
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