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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies! 
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause.
Godamnit Meli. I'm doomed also...  "
 Sorry you also suffer the infliction of being a giant tit(s). Nothing can be done but we can always bra each other when we need it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause."
Look Meli, I’ve told you many times, if you have a boobage surplus that you don’t know what to do with, I’m willing to take some of the burden off you by having some in my inbox.
I’m just trying to help, like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me) 
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic  "
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones. |
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me)
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones. "
Genuine meaning will fuck, rather than real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
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I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me)
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones.
Genuine meaning will fuck, rather than real?"
genuine as in - really found me attractive |
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me)
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones.
Genuine meaning will fuck, rather than real? genuine as in - really found me attractive "
I really might fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause.
Godamnit Meli. I'm doomed also...
Sorry you also suffer the infliction of being a giant tit(s). Nothing can be done but we can always bra each other when we need it. "
I am a giant tit(s) all day long, sadly. I do look forward to sharing bras and consoling each other when all the messages have dried up and there are cobwebs in our foofs.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause.
Look Meli, I’ve told you many times, if you have a boobage surplus that you don’t know what to do with, I’m willing to take some of the burden off you by having some in my inbox.
I’m just trying to help, like "
You have told me quite a few times. And I'm in one of those moods soooooo.... Prepare yourself Dan.  |
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over" "
Especially when they follow up within five minutes asking why I haven't replied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over" "
You know, it's funny you should mention that...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over"
Especially when they follow up within five minutes asking why I haven't replied"
Yes some are unbelievable. Then get annoyed when you say we're not Dial a ride here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over"
You know, it's funny you should mention that... "
Tell me you don't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause.
Look Meli, I’ve told you many times, if you have a boobage surplus that you don’t know what to do with, I’m willing to take some of the burden off you by having some in my inbox.
I’m just trying to help, like
You have told me quite a few times. And I'm in one of those moods soooooo.... Prepare yourself Dan. "
** Boobs in my inbox klaxon!! **
thank you my lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me)
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones.
Genuine meaning will fuck, rather than real? genuine as in - really found me attractive
I really might fuck "
Oh don’t tease me!  |
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"Stop flirting with men you don’t find attractive (me)
It's not flirting, I just have a nervous tic
Damn. And I thought you were one of the genuine ones.
Genuine meaning will fuck, rather than real? genuine as in - really found me attractive
I really might fuck
Oh don’t tease me! "
*Puts feather away* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just take to looking at penis pics the same men like boobs.
I like Foof too!
Goddammit Dan, leave some clunge for the rest of us....... 
Winston "
TBH we tilt our heads especially when the penis pick is taken over a toilet.. it gives us the wtf moment. Then we roll our eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over"
You know, it's funny you should mention that...
Tell me you don't "
Of course not, but I am staying at a local hospitality establishment in close proximity to you so... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah! I’ve had enough of these “what am I doing wrong” threads from us fellas.
Let’s be honest. The problem isn’t us, is it.
It’s the ladies!
So gents .. let’s tell the ladies how THEY can do better on here.
And ladies, what are YOU going to do to vow to try just that little bit harder?
I will make sure I can drop absolutely everything to be available for all those messages saying "I am staying in a hotel near you call over"
You know, it's funny you should mention that...
Tell me you don't
Of course not, but I am staying at a local hospitality establishment in close proximity to you so... "
You're not still there |
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"Too much boob. On fab. In person. On my person. Just too much.
It can't be fixed Dan, I'm a lost cause.
Godamnit Meli. I'm doomed also...
Sorry you also suffer the infliction of being a giant tit(s). Nothing can be done but we can always bra each other when we need it. "
Stockpiling boobs. Bet you have shit loads of toilet roll and pasta too. |
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I promise I'll try to do better.
From now on I'll remove all filters as my preferences don't matter, and I'll accept that every single person who fabs a photo, sends a wink or sends a "ur tits r fuckin hot" message is entitled to a free blowjob.
Oh, and I'll also accept that since I'm looking for sex with someone I fancy that means I'm looking for immediate sex with anyone in a 10 mile radius.
I just didn't realise that was how things worked, but I'm truly chastened and will try to improve myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I'll try to do better.
From now on I'll remove all filters as my preferences don't matter, and I'll accept that every single person who fabs a photo, sends a wink or sends a "ur tits r fuckin hot" message is entitled to a free blowjob.
Oh, and I'll also accept that since I'm looking for sex with someone I fancy that means I'm looking for immediate sex with anyone in a 10 mile radius.
I just didn't realise that was how things worked, but I'm truly chastened and will try to improve myself."
You're an inspiration to all womenz |
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"I promise I'll try to do better.
From now on I'll remove all filters as my preferences don't matter, and I'll accept that every single person who fabs a photo, sends a wink or sends a "ur tits r fuckin hot" message is entitled to a free blowjob.
Oh, and I'll also accept that since I'm looking for sex with someone I fancy that means I'm looking for immediate sex with anyone in a 10 mile radius.
I just didn't realise that was how things worked, but I'm truly chastened and will try to improve myself.
You're an inspiration to all womenz "
I rather think I am!
Now since you've acknowledged me you're also entitled to free oral. I've quite a few lined up already this morning but I have a 11.15 to 11.30 space available. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I'll try to do better.
From now on I'll remove all filters as my preferences don't matter, and I'll accept that every single person who fabs a photo, sends a wink or sends a "ur tits r fuckin hot" message is entitled to a free blowjob.
Oh, and I'll also accept that since I'm looking for sex with someone I fancy that means I'm looking for immediate sex with anyone in a 10 mile radius.
I just didn't realise that was how things worked, but I'm truly chastened and will try to improve myself.
You're an inspiration to all womenz
I rather think I am!
Now since you've acknowledged me you're also entitled to free oral. I've quite a few lined up already this morning but I have a 11.15 to 11.30 space available."
Is that in your van? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I promise I'll try to do better.
From now on I'll remove all filters as my preferences don't matter, and I'll accept that every single person who fabs a photo, sends a wink or sends a "ur tits r fuckin hot" message is entitled to a free blowjob.
Oh, and I'll also accept that since I'm looking for sex with someone I fancy that means I'm looking for immediate sex with anyone in a 10 mile radius.
I just didn't realise that was how things worked, but I'm truly chastened and will try to improve myself."
I think that in my unofficial position as chair for #YesAllMen, we just want you to do better |
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My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice "
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice "
 “where are all the good men?”
Out meeting all the good women and couples. |
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
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Some to both of them. My other criticism (and I can’t blame them) is some women get this angry, jaded view of all men, and that shines through and let’s all the good guys know to stay away. Much like the bitter men on here that can’t get meets make it known to all women to avoid them, many women let their jaded anger shine through. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy - “all men are shit”’= the good ones avoid you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
Some to both of them. My other criticism (and I can’t blame them) is some women get this angry, jaded view of all men, and that shines through and let’s all the good guys know to stay away. Much like the bitter men on here that can’t get meets make it known to all women to avoid them, many women let their jaded anger shine through. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy - “all men are shit”’= the good ones avoid you. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
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You have no idea. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
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I think this was the pitch for fleshlight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My only critique is some women/couples offering very little while demanding a lot.
There’s a fair few high quality, respectful, desirable men on here. The types that won’t settle for nothing. They won’t be short for options. Born on and off fabs.
If your truly struggling to find that type of guy, instead of pointing your finger outwards, point in towards yourself. What do you really have to offer?
Guys on here are always given that advice. Good pics, good profile, stand out from the crowd, read bios, send good messages. I rarely see the other side following that advice
That's because women want a lot.
At the end of the day, men just want a hole to fuck.
Some to both of them. My other criticism (and I can’t blame them) is some women get this angry, jaded view of all men, and that shines through and let’s all the good guys know to stay away. Much like the bitter men on here that can’t get meets make it known to all women to avoid them, many women let their jaded anger shine through. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy - “all men are shit”’= the good ones avoid you. "
I guess some women no longer care as long as they don't get messed around by men. |
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