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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together 
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth."
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees. "
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
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*whispers*
It happened. |
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"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
*whispers*
It happened. "
I need help with more than just arthritic knees  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
*whispers*
It happened.
I need help with more than just arthritic knees "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
*whispers*
It happened. "
 To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
*whispers*
It happened.
To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans."
Awww that’s why we’re mates. You’ve got my (old) back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.  "
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It."
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King. "
It will take a week or so to get through the book. |
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King. "
I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.
It will take a week or so to get through the book."
You can have me for as long as you want.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.
I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve "
Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am  |
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.
I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve
Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am "
Let's begin...
"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.
I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve
Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am
Let's begin...
"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf" "
En Español? Por favor |
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"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*
Yooooooooo.
Yes can you read me one please.
The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.
Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.
I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve
Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am
Let's begin...
"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf"
En Español? Por favor "
"En la luz de la luna, se encontraba un huevito en una hoja" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?
P"
I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong |
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"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?
P
I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong "
It's because you're wearing your age so well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?
P
I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong
It's because you're wearing your age so well "
It’s the beard isn’t it? I haven’t shaved in weeks I definitely look over 30 right now  |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?
P
I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong "
I actually read profiles
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?
P
I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong
I actually read profiles
P"
Same. I’ve read all of your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have long passed 30
I am also passed double 30
Now I am on the downhill run towards my triple 30
Determined to make the 100 then I will be outside of everyones age parameter "
When!! you do I’ll start a thread especially for you!  |
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"Finaaaally.
But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.
Great.
We'll brave it together
Win. Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.
Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.
Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.
*whispers*
It happened.
To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans."
In the words of the late great rik mayall
“Grab hold of this ladies , it’s the hand rail” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For once I’m included
Can Mrs NE stay in the under 30s though please
You can keep her.
YES! Wait, what are her thoughts on Thierry Henry "
He exact words were “He’s funny”  |
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