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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it.
time
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Oh Gawd - tell me about it!!!  Wonder what happened to the last 30 years some days....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"  "
Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though. |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight. "
She cocked up Nutspark. her previous job was as a barmaid, she's finding it hard to get over the Guinness emblem on your pint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has to be blatant for me to notice  
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol "
omg you are hard work aren't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you "
what have I missed ?? |
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"Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight. "
can you not braille read coffee ? dip your fingers in the next coffee she serves you to see what else she is trying to say i think youve pulled mate |
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you
what have I missed ?? "
im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you
what have I missed ??
im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren "
who moi????? little miss innocent ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you
what have I missed ??
im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren
who moi????? little miss innocent ....... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you
what have I missed ??
im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren
who moi????? little miss innocent .......
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or was it Little Miss Naughty - I do get sooo muddled lol |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"has to be blatant for me to notice
OI MINXIE wanna shag
blatent enough for you?
are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol
omg you are hard work aren't you
what have I missed ??
im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren
who moi????? little miss innocent .......
or was it Little Miss Naughty - I do get sooo muddled lol "
Most women do except when it comes to sales shopping |
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"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"
Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though. "
As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The intricacies of forum life on here. I never see who's having a sly dig at who and who doesn't like who. It goes straight over the top of my head."
mine aint just on here - I dont have a clue in the real world either lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The intricacies of forum life on here. I never see who's having a sly dig at who and who doesn't like who. It goes straight over the top of my head."
I don't either until someone tells me!
Unlike Minxie, face to face it's much easier: I am skilled in reading body language when it speaks sarky or loathing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"
Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.
As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster! "
Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo  |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
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"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now? "
I have to every once in a while to please my sisters, usually wait for it all to go tits up and then I get left alone again for a while |
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"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?
I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me... "
I'm settling.
For a selection of Mr Right Nows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has to be blatant for me to notice
Same as. Would need to be written on a massive sign for me to notice "
Same here, don't expect it so perhaps why I don't see it when it's clear to others?? |
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"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"
Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.
As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster!
Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo "
You've got that joy still ahead of you!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"
Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.
As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster!
Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo
You've got that joy still ahead of you!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid "
Thanks for the warning  |
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"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?
I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...
Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)
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Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy... |
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
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"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?
I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...
Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)
Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy... "
See I never see flirting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey, Nuc's
Can you ask the lady to get your small change out of your pocket the next time you go in for a coffee?
I'm sure you will find out if she fancies you then.
If it works, you have got yourself a new angle on pulling women lol |
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"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?
I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...
Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)
Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy... "
Eeeeeeeep!
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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
dudley |
"Hey, Nuc's
Can you ask the lady to get your small change out of your pocket the next time you go in for a coffee?
I'm sure you will find out if she fancies you then.
If it works, you have got yourself a new angle on pulling women lol "
Arty last time I tried that it took two weeks for the bruising to die down |
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