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What wakes you up more than a coffee?

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By *tinerant scribe OP   Man  over a year ago

County Durham

My answer: six coffees.

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

Flagrante

Fab...have a scan through here first thing to wake the senses.

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I don't get a buzz off of coffee, I feel I'm missing out

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My bladder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An iced coffee

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Prefer a tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A slap in the face with a wet fish.

Usually does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning Glory (not the song!)

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Bloody birds

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By *tinerant scribe OP   Man  over a year ago

County Durham


"A slap in the face with a wet fish.

Usually does the trick. "

Ha! I knew a laugh or two was coming.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

My horny husband

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Bloody birds"

This ^^

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

A blowjob

A

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

His kiss x

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

So far it's not three coffees. I hold out hope for #4.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having to leave before her hubbys comes home from night shift

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

A good dicking

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"My bladder"

Haha same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My daughter shouting at me asking to watch teletubbies.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My daughter shouting at me asking to watch teletubbies. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sound of one of your offspring vomiting all over their bed

Half Term was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you hear the bin truck and you realise you forgot to put the bin out

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Realising you snoozed the alarm and are meant to be at a meeting 25 miles away in 15 minutes.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. 2 coffees wake me more than just one.

Or the thought of the perfect women stroking my forehead as I wake, I open my eyes you see her gorgeous smile. I pull her in so I can start kissing her neck.

That would put me in a better mood than just coffee, which barely gets me to function on a ‘not punch someone in the face’ mode.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

local, but not too local

I can’t function without coffee, breakfast, and a hot shower.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t even have an alarm clock

No need for one

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

The damn cat caterwauling downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cold harsh reality that is fab. Of you haven't woken up and smelt the coffee, you're doomed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!"

What? I hate you. *block*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!

What? I hate you. *block* "

that’s the usual reaction when I tell people!

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Nothing like the sound on f my GSD getting sick

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

An alarm combined with a post wake up shower

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By *uckyNineMan  over a year ago

prescot

My early morning wood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The mad dash to the crapper

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By *ugarbearCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

my hubby's morning glory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t even have an alarm clock

No need for one "

Same.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Bloody birds

This ^^ "

Are you allowed to call ladies birds still?? Ok - the bird next door trying to sing first thing in the afternoon!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"My daughter shouting at me asking to watch teletubbies. "

She’s 22 ffs !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cold shower

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Getting to work and realising your entire plans for the day have been changed. That wakes me up anyway

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tr@madol

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

One of the cats wanting feeding usually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Realising you've slept past your alarm

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!"

Psychopath !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!"

I used to be like this! Working from home royally fucked that up though because I think I can leave logging in until later and now I can't get out of the habit of hitting snooze

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"I’m one of those annoying people who never hit the snooze button and get up as soon as the alarm goes off. I never feel groggy or sleepy once I’m up and I can’t comment about coffee as I don’t drink it, or any other hot drinks. Freak or unique, you decide?!

I used to be like this! Working from home royally fucked that up though because I think I can leave logging in until later and now I can't get out of the habit of hitting snooze "

The men I spend the night with have seemed to adore my 7 alarms, each of which I snooze a couple of times.

I'm an absolute delight of a morning

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Cool shower then tunes n weights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter shouting at me asking to watch teletubbies.

She’s 22 ffs !! "

this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My answer: six coffees. "

This

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