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If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!!
Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!
That bloody Miranda idiotic woman was having a Christmas party the other day , thought I had slipped into a coma and woke up on Boxing Day!!!
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over a year ago
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"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember
Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more  "
Thats fine  im not bar humbug x
im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x |
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"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember
Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more
Thats fine im not bar humbug x
im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x"
me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too ......... |
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"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember
Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more
Thats fine im not bar humbug x
im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x
me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too ......... "
if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and |
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"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember
Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more
Thats fine im not bar humbug x
im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x
me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too .........
if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and "
god another threat to end my life prematurely lol  |
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"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember
Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more
Thats fine im not bar humbug x
im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x
me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too .........
if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and
god another threat to end my life prematurely lol "
and ........ u know wots coming next "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ............. |
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over a year ago
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"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor
That's when you know it's Christmas
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then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........ |
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"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor
That's when you know it's Christmas
then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........ "
It's beginning to sound like a broken record  |
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Just for MinnieMinx - merry christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door.
A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart. |
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"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor
That's when you know it's Christmas
then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........
It's beginning to sound like a broken record "
I am wondering if the OP has gone as threatened ?????? |
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"Just for MinnieMinx - merry christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door.
A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart."
It'll have to be a cut n paste job if I have to post that lot lol - and we all know how people feel about cut n paste |
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You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.
Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.  |
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"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.
Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it. "
If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works |
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"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.
Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.
If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works "
Your all a set of bastards, but I love you xxx  |
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"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!"
As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..
However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )
 Pork |
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Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a ton-up on his sleigh
Do the faries keep him sober for a day.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
Are you waiting for the family to arrive
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best
Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
What will your daddy do when he sees
Your mama kissin' Santa Claus
Ah ah
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall
Do you ride on down the hillside
In a buggy you have made
When you land upon your head
Then you bin slayed.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
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"Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a ton-up on his sleigh
Do the faries keep him sober for a day.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
Are you waiting for the family to arrive
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best
Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
What will your daddy do when he sees
Your mama kissin' Santa Claus
Ah ah
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall
Do you ride on down the hillside
In a buggy you have made
When you land upon your head
Then you bin slayed.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
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You can really go off some people, ya know.......
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"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.
Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.
If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works
Your all a set of bastards, but I love you xxx "
Oh u didnt leave for the island .... come over and join in ...... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" |
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"Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a ton-up on his sleigh
Do the faries keep him sober for a day.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
Are you waiting for the family to arrive
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best
Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
What will your daddy do when he sees
Your mama kissin' Santa Claus
Ah ah
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall
Do you ride on down the hillside
In a buggy you have made
When you land upon your head
Then you bin slayed.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
You can really go off some people, ya know.......
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I haven't posted that YET !!!!! lol but here goes ........ Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - legs it over the hills quick ................. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's cold enough to snow up here at the moment... which reminds me...
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! "
repeatedly Wishy repeatedly - follow the instructions Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ... |
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Christmas will begin for me, when i go around the christmas market in brussels. Im really looking forward to it and even going to attempt ice skating.
I am an aweful humbug but im ok this year, even invited mum and stepdad for christmas dinner. Got lots of presents sorted, penny jar is full, tesco card is full so im happy lol |
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"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!
As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..
However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )
Pork"
Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving |
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"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!
As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..
However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )
Pork
Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving "
I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )
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"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!
As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..
However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )
Pork
Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving
I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )
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Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days |
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"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!
As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..
However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )
Pork
Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving
I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )
Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days "
and its beginning to look a lot like christmas |
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"mistletoe at the ready.. c'mon folks all queue up for a smooch haha xx"
we could have a little singsong whilst we are waiting for em to get in line lol
Ready steady - u all know the words now - its beginning to look a lot like christmas ............. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Well I've got to get my Chrimbo pressies bought, wrapped and delivered before I go into hospital on 14th December (first year ever that I've not got everything bought by mid November...) so....
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas |
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"Its not officially christmas until you see the advert
Holidays R cummin'
Holidays R cummin'......
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wrong song Porky - its the one that goes - its beginning to look a lot like christmas - the one has been derailed lol |
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Hot news on sky news .....
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!???? |
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"Hot news on sky news .....
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????"
Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas |
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I am having a child free Christmas this year for the first time since 1991.... I am being really nice and letting the sperm doner have them xmas eve until 2nd Jan.
Well i do have to look after Pork but he is well trained (Perky) |
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"Hot news on sky news .....
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????
Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas "
No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!
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"No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!
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You mean you're one of these disgruntled employees?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTxrFTr7hk&feature=related |
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"Hot news on sky news .....
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????
Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas
No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!
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singing - all together now - Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas |
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"Christmas should only be announced on the 1st of December not bloody October like most stores does my nut "
oh oooooops its November lol Cue the music please maestro Its beginning to look a lot Christmas |
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"I am having a child free Christmas this year for the first time since 1991.... I am being really nice and letting the sperm doner have them xmas eve until 2nd Jan.
Well i do have to look after Pork but he is well trained (Perky)"
But is he singing that well known song :-
its beginning to look a lot like Christmas?  |
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Did somebody mention Cliffmas....
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there's a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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"Did somebody mention Cliffmas....
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there's a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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yep can see a theme here - its beginning to look a lot like christmas lol |
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The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!
12 Cans of Carling
11 DA Tests
10 Dads to choose from
9 Teeth between them
8 Squeezed in tracksuits
7 Stinking smack rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 Fat slags
3 Ugly twats
2 Timing ratbags
AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!
" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"
 (Perky) |
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"Did somebody mention Cliffmas....
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there's a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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"RIGHT LAST TIME NOW BEFORE I THROW MY TEDDY OUT IF THE PRAM!!!!
IT'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!"
oh didddumms let me sing u a little lullaby - there;s teddy - its beginning to look a lot like christmas ....... shhhh everywhere u go ........... |
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"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!
12 Cans of Carling
11 DA Tests
10 Dads to choose from
9 Teeth between them
8 Squeezed in tracksuits
7 Stinking smack rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 Fat slags
3 Ugly twats
2 Timing ratbags
AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!
" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"
(Perky)"
yayyyyy hiya Porky |
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"RIGHT LAST TIME NOW BEFORE I THROW MY TEDDY OUT IF THE PRAM!!!!
IT'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!
oh didddumms let me sing u a little lullaby - there;s teddy - its beginning to look a lot like christmas ....... shhhh everywhere u go ........... "
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"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!
12 Cans of Carling
11 DA Tests
10 Dads to choose from
9 Teeth between them
8 Squeezed in tracksuits
7 Stinking smack rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 Fat slags
3 Ugly twats
2 Timing ratbags
AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!
" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"
(Perky)
yayyyyy hiya Porky "
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"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!
12 Cans of Carling
11 DA Tests
10 Dads to choose from
9 Teeth between them
8 Squeezed in tracksuits
7 Stinking smack rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 Fat slags
3 Ugly twats
2 Timing ratbags
AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!
" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"
(Perky)
yayyyyy hiya Porky
Sorry it was Perky wheres Porky ???? "
'Porky' (cheek!) is back home now....... but I'll be at Gatters again very soon.......
Pork - see that? P-O-R-K. Pork xx |
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"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!
12 Cans of Carling
11 DA Tests
10 Dads to choose from
9 Teeth between them
8 Squeezed in tracksuits
7 Stinking smack rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 Fat slags
3 Ugly twats
2 Timing ratbags
AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!
" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"
(Perky)
yayyyyy hiya Porky
Sorry it was Perky wheres Porky ????
'Porky' (cheek!) is back home now....... but I'll be at Gatters again very soon.......
Pork - see that? P-O-R-K. Pork xx"
oh not ohhhhhhh ooooooops errrm I appear to have dropped a clanger again ............. sowwwy
blows kisses and sings a little ditty to make up for faux pas Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas .......... errrrm I think i have ballsed up on another thread tooo ........ sowwy |
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It was Christmas Eve babe
In the d*unk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in at eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the d*unks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day
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I have changed my song choice today - How about "A Fairytale In New York", although its decided if people like this one
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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