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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Men are just happier people - - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant. You can never give birth.You can wear NO T-Shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The World is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station to use the restroom because the first one you stopped at was too busy. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn nut or bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.(Well some of you  )
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are just happier people - - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant. You can never give birth.You can wear NO T-Shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The World is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station to use the restroom because the first one you stopped at was too busy. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn nut or bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.(Well some of you )
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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**Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. **
the above is an OUTRAGE...^^^^^^^
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. **
the above is an OUTRAGE...^^^^^^^
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are just happier people - - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant. You can never give birth.You can wear NO T-Shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The World is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station to use the restroom because the first one you stopped at was too busy. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn nut or bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.(Well some of you )
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
I love being a man lol
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