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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................
What would yours be? .............   |
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"Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................
What would yours be? ............. "
 mine could say;
"2nd hand dick for sale"
"he did it Mr not me"
"knock and walk in"
"i can see up your skirt"
"who farted in here" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................
What would yours be? .............
mine could say;
"2nd hand dick for sale"
"he did it Mr not me"
"knock and walk in"
"i can see up your skirt"
"who farted in here""
u can't have that many - u have to pick one - think of the poor stonemason banging that lot out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grumpy to the last?
Clogs not included?
Kinky has left the building?
Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol "
Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Grumpy to the last?
Clogs not included?
Kinky has left the building?
Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol
Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave. "
Nah he'd jump in to retrieve it |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Grumpy to the last?
Clogs not included?
Kinky has left the building?
Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol
Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave. "
Just had a mental flash of mourners throwing soil on top of your clog shaped coffin and Ryan throwing a scattering of sesame seeds that have fallen off his burgers into the bottom of his Maccy D bag... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grumpy to the last?
Clogs not included?
Kinky has left the building?
Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol
Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.
Just had a mental flash of mourners throwing soil on top of your clog shaped coffin and Ryan throwing a scattering of sesame seeds that have fallen off his burgers into the bottom of his Maccy D bag... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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or, I'd quite like:
Life is not about arriving at one's destination in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a slide in sideways on one's knees, in a shower of gravel, screaming, "Fuck, what a rush!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A drop of your blood will revive me
NO PERIOD BLOOD sorry if that offends"
Nothing worse than being raised from the dead and feeling iritated for 7 days.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"or, I'd quite like:
Life is not about arriving at one's destination in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a slide in sideways on one's knees, in a shower of gravel, screaming, "Fuck, what a rush!" "
A famous lady said something similar to this didnt she |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""he died from living too much" is what I want - in Latin and comic sans font."
u need an interpreter lol and different stone mason than the one mentioned above lol |
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I've got an old coffee can and I'll cut a slot in the top.
Donations gratefully accepted towards a lovely granite slab with the words: "Minxie minx, jinxed to the end.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... "
So give generously just in case we have to pay using a scrabble system of accounting - all them x's soon add up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Siren and I shagged on tombstone once and the next day she complained of having a sore back and asked me take a look at it, so I did. I told her that her back was fine but her ass died in 1972. |
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