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over a year ago
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"I remember the first time a woman gushed into my mouth as I was sucking her,I jumped up as I thought she had pissed in my mouth."
Did you sh*t yourself?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember the first time a woman gushed into my mouth as I was sucking her,I jumped up as I thought she had pissed in my mouth.
Did you sh*t yourself? "
*sorry. Immature joke, you said you jumped. I know. I’m childish.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs not the is it piss again thread! 
The clue was in the thread title . Lol
Title is squirters! 
Which is technically a fluid derived mainly of. . . . . ."
Not piss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Piss dont taste the same
Are you serious ? Or just taking the piss deadly piss is much more bitter
Finally a man that knows the difference  "
its not even a close similarity either baring the shade  |
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences  "
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally "
ffs use the curtains |
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally ffs use the curtains "
They've gone a bit crusty, so they're a bit uncomfortable to wipe my fanny after sex now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally ffs use the curtains
They've gone a bit crusty, so they're a bit uncomfortable to wipe my fanny after sex now "
Could be worse, those metallic blinds you get in offices spring to mind, they could change a fella’s religion if not paying attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally "
Sex is messy ‘I jumped up in surprise!’ Op. I’m referring to you!
I’m making a women climax, and I am going to jump up in surprise? Hell no!
I am literally going to be as close as I can, bearing my body down on hers until she forgets everyone she’s even been with before me. And then she can breath and come back into the moment with the comfort she was able to be her sexy self for a moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally ffs use the curtains
They've gone a bit crusty, so they're a bit uncomfortable to wipe my fanny after sex now "
thats okay then socks?  |
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally
Sex is messy ‘I jumped up in surprise!’ Op. I’m referring to you!
I’m making a women climax, and I am going to jump up in surprise? Hell no!
I am literally going to be as close as I can, bearing my body down on hers until she forgets everyone she’s even been with before me. And then she can breath and come back into the moment with the comfort she was able to be her sexy self for a moment "
This is exactly what most women want to hear. To let go of their inhibitons and enjoy without fear. Because in my experience that's when you have the best kind of sex  |
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally ffs use the curtains
They've gone a bit crusty, so they're a bit uncomfortable to wipe my fanny after sex now thats okay then socks? "
Oh they can walk out the bedroom on their own accord |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first time it happened me, I thought she had pissed on me. So after the first 5 seconds, I was totally ok with it. I love it now. But it’s a man acquired taste I think, which I’m glad I have acquired |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally ffs use the curtains
They've gone a bit crusty, so they're a bit uncomfortable to wipe my fanny after sex now thats okay then socks?
Oh they can walk out the bedroom on their own accord "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t care if it’s kiss or not. The man made the woman cum, he has to deal with the consequences
I love this response. I mean I like bareback with my other half I have to deal with the cum dripping out as I hurry to the loo. Totally agree with this school of thought, sex can be a messy business occasionally "
One of the reasons I find it so enjoyable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The first time it happened me, I thought she had pissed on me. So after the first 5 seconds, I was totally ok with it. I love it now. But it’s a man acquired taste I think, which I’m glad I have acquired "
me too |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Totally love it now,and if it happens I know I am doing the right thing "
You might be doing the right thing even if she doesn't. I've not before but it doesn't mean the sex has been any less toe curlingly incredible. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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It’s actually diesel. I ran out of fuel once , while waiting for the AA we we fucked up against the car and as she came I lifted her up a few inches and she gushed a couple litres of her finest juices into the fuel opening, it got us home just fine.
Actually that’s not true, it was a long time ago , I think it’s probably leaded petrol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are all very lucky
For the ladies who can do it
To the men being squirted on.
Id like to not be a squirt virgin
Could a lady be so kind to squirt for me.
Drop me a line
Heres hoping
Happy fabbing |
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