…. The queen ever gave Philip a blowjob? Puts a new perspective on stamps and banknotes….
…..the queen has a varied selection of lingerie to match her brightly coloured outfits?
…. Ever had a bisexual experience?
…. Has a crown shaved into her pubes?
Now you may think I am being disrespectful, I assure you I am not, quite the reverse, I am saddened to think that our dear queen may never have got to be deviant once in a while, or exploratory, to experience the wonder of just being a human being.
May your God bless you ma’am, and if perchance you are on here, incognito like, and want to send me a pic of the crown shaved into your pubes, well I would be honoured.
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Well.
She's and Phil had 4 kids, so they've obviously done the horizontal tango and Phil was a sailor so almost certainly asked for more than missionary with the lights off, right? I say yes to item 1.
Ditto item 2, I bet she had some lovely lingerie (and maybe still does?!)
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"Well.
She's and Phil had 4 kids, so they've obviously done the horizontal tango and Phil was a sailor so almost certainly asked for more than missionary with the lights off, right? I say yes to item 1.
Ditto item 2, I bet she had some lovely lingerie (and maybe still does?!)
I'm pleading the 5th on the rest "
I promised to not come back to this thread, but now I have this wonderful image of the queen at a raucous party in Buck House leading Philip up the grand stair and shouting to the throng below “off to give head” |
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"Well.
She's and Phil had 4 kids, so they've obviously done the horizontal tango and Phil was a sailor so almost certainly asked for more than missionary with the lights off, right? I say yes to item 1.
Ditto item 2, I bet she had some lovely lingerie (and maybe still does?!)
I'm pleading the 5th on the rest
I promised to not come back to this thread, but now I have this wonderful image of the queen at a raucous party in Buck House leading Philip up the grand stair and shouting to the throng below “off to give head” "
Thank you for this vision, as I away to my bed |
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