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Favourite one line jokes

By *teelyBloom OP Man over a year ago

Swansea

I’m bored tonight and am wondering what everyone’s go-to one liner is.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Cos they AAARRGGGHHH

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm alright now-oooooooooo

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is one thing I hate about Halloween witches.....

By *ixiePoisonWoman over a year ago

Darlington

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we are alright now...

By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Knock knock

Knock Knock

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I genuinely believed it was a work event"

By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

I fisted a ventriloquist once to see how he liked it

By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I've made 6 figures so far this year then got sacked from the toy factory.

By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

It's wasn't a party

I wasn't their

I apologize and take full responsibility for any parties

By *rlandoMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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