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Your (not really totally serious) dream job ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you had the chance, what would be your ideal job, you know one that would really give you great job satisfaction?
Yep, we know you’d all love to help disadvantaged kids or volunteer to build a school in an impoverished country but bin all that PC virtue signalling bobbins for now and just have a bit of fun with this, Fabsters! 
Maybe you’d be a Sunblock Application Executive for the Swedish Beach Volleyball team, or perhaps the Official Fluffer if ever Tom Hiddleston decided to move to porn?
Anyway, let us know your (not quite so serious) dream careers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 of those international hotel inspectors, that get everything paid for to fly around the world trying out new places 
Knowing my luck they would repeat send me to Pontins 
Claire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same as when I was a little boy... footballer. What I would do to have my knees and back returned to me so I could play a full 90 minutes. Getting old is cack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had the chance, what would be your ideal job, you know one that would really give you great job satisfaction?
Yep, we know you’d all love to help disadvantaged kids or volunteer to build a school in an impoverished country but bin all that PC virtue signalling bobbins for now and just have a bit of fun with this, Fabsters!
Maybe you’d be a Sunblock Application Executive for the Swedish Beach Volleyball team, or perhaps the Official Fluffer if ever Tom Hiddleston decided to move to porn?
Anyway, let us know your (not quite so serious) dream careers! "
A professional lottery winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snogging sparring partner.
If you need a little practice as maybe you’ve never had those compliments how good you’re smooching is. I’m genuine, and professional and willing to practice different styles of kissing.
This is my perfect job. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Tom Hiddleston's fleshlight would be an amazing job. Or a chubby sex doll.
Or... a successful travel blogger. I know, bloggers are the scum of the earth but I'd love it. Maybe not the blogging so much. Can I just write reviews around the world for TripAdvisor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to have a little smallholding (no jokes please) growing fruit and veg and producing sustainable meat products. Run training in sustainable farming and food production for local school leavers and also have a restaurant training college type thing on site to showcase our wares |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Forum mod.
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Joking aside, I think you'd be a good Mod.
Winston"
I wouldn't last 5 minutes before I had to mute myself........ 
Perfect job for me would be chief donut tester at Krispy Kreme.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a food critic seems like a good gig to me. Is there a downside to being paid to eat? "
I’ve watched some episodes of Kitchen nightmares and I think yes |
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"Forum mod.
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Joking aside, I think you'd be a good Mod.
Winston
I wouldn't last 5 minutes before I had to mute myself........
Perfect job for me would be chief donut tester at Krispy Kreme.
A"
When you say "mute" you mean award yourself a holiday, yes?
Winston |
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