So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.
So I start pulling faces.
And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...
.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors     |
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I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.
Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.
Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now. |
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"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.
Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.
Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now."
Try it with lippy on, it really adds something  |
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"So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.
So I start pulling faces.
And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...
.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors "
You mean you went a whole five floors without ravishing him ?  |
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"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.
Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.
Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now.
Try it with lippy on, it really adds something "
Five words!
Get a pic up now!  |
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I was hungry.
For food!
And now rants part two and three...
2) why serve falafel and dip but put the dip in a pot too small to properly dip the falafel?
3) why is it that the thing I spill down me is beetroot?? |
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"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.
Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.
Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now.
Try it with lippy on, it really adds something "
Im quite happy taking your word for it I used to let my Daughter paint my toe nails but thats about it |
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"So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.
So I start pulling faces.
And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...
.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors "
Bet you didn't notice the discreet CCTV camera in there looking at you! lol |
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And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...
.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors
Bet you didn't notice the discreet CCTV camera in there looking at you! lol "
Prolly one of rustys friends monitoring it!
Is why I didn't want to be picking pimples |
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