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I'm just a bachelor and I'm looking for a partner
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU  |
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over a year ago
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU "
I'd break you before you break me. |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me."
Is that a challenge?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me.
Is that a challenge? "
I'm game if you are? |
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU "
What if I break the saddle?  I’m no lightweight  |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
What if I break the saddle? I’m no lightweight "
You haven't broken it so far  |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me.
Is that a challenge?
I'm game if you are?"
Bring it on !
Do you accept the challenge? I will test your balance 
Can you handle the heat?
And are you ready to eat ?  ...cause I got cake as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me.
Is that a challenge?
I'm game if you are?
Bring it on !
Do you accept the challenge? I will test your balance
Can you handle the heat?
And are you ready to eat ? ...cause I got cake as well "
I accept the challenge.
Balance, I mean I can do a handstand. Against a wall but still, it's a handstand.
Heat, I'm not too keen on the heat, hair turns into a frizzy mess. Can you handle that???
I am always ready to eat 
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
What if I break the saddle? I’m no lightweight
You haven't broken it so far "
This is true - but I think it can take 48 hours to truly road test a good saddle. |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me.
Is that a challenge?
I'm game if you are?
Bring it on !
Do you accept the challenge? I will test your balance
Can you handle the heat?
And are you ready to eat ? ...cause I got cake as well
I accept the challenge.
Balance, I mean I can do a handstand. Against a wall but still, it's a handstand.
Heat, I'm not too keen on the heat, hair turns into a frizzy mess. Can you handle that???
I am always ready to eat
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I can handle a frizzy mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"REQUIREMENTS...
Someone who knows how to ride but without ever falling off and we also gotta be compatible so you can take me to my limits
WHAT I CAN OFFER ...
I promise that when I break you off, you won't want to get off...than if you're horny, we'll do it... ride it...you know, my PONY.
THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY BY JUMPING ON MY SADDLE
THANK YOU
I'd break you before you break me.
Is that a challenge?
I'm game if you are?
Bring it on !
Do you accept the challenge? I will test your balance
Can you handle the heat?
And are you ready to eat ? ...cause I got cake as well
I accept the challenge.
Balance, I mean I can do a handstand. Against a wall but still, it's a handstand.
Heat, I'm not too keen on the heat, hair turns into a frizzy mess. Can you handle that???
I am always ready to eat
I can handle a frizzy mess "
You bring the heat I'll bring the frizzy.
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