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It's Thursday - 50 Fucking Shades Sex Toys? Really?
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over a year ago
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Just found my perfect Thursday rant material!!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/fiftyshadesofgrey/?gclid=CPzxmo_Cv7MCFW_KtAodWgcA3g
A whole range of "50 Shades" inspired sex toys - wow - marketing genius!!
Take a whole bunch of stuff you already sell. Stick those words (that I can't bring myself to even say) on them, put them in some fancy packaging - and then whack a huge mark up on the price!!
What's next?
50 Shades gaffer tape?
50 Shades cable ties?
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh - I hope the sensible folk out there will avoid like the plague - but I sense there'll be a lot of embarrassment come Xmas when auntie Mabel opens her new butt plug in front of little Jimmy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just found my perfect Thursday rant material!!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/fiftyshadesofgrey/?gclid=CPzxmo_Cv7MCFW_KtAodWgcA3g
A whole range of "50 Shades" inspired sex toys - wow - marketing genius!!
Take a whole bunch of stuff you already sell. Stick those words (that I can't bring myself to even say) on them, put them in some fancy packaging - and then whack a huge mark up on the price!!
What's next?
50 Shades gaffer tape?
50 Shades cable ties?
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh - I hope the sensible folk out there will avoid like the plague - but I sense there'll be a lot of embarrassment come Xmas when auntie Mabel opens her new butt plug in front of little Jimmy! "
Or when your Dad's cousin Jack (who we always thought was a bit 'odd') opens his 'Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls'..... and smiles... 'whistfully'.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"50 Shades gaffer tape?
50 Shades cable ties?
ingenious do you want to go 50/50 on dragons den, might get the ladies interested in diy"
I've already applied to go on with my 50 Shades range of mood lighting ....
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"50 Shades gaffer tape?
50 Shades cable ties?
ingenious do you want to go 50/50 on dragons den, might get the ladies interested in diy
I've already applied to go on with my 50 Shades range of mood lighting ....
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you can come under are 5o shades group, anyone else want to join us with a good idea of how to abuse the 50 shades title |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is a carpet company in derby got an ad that starts with 50 shades of grey 40 shades of red I could only find 10 shades of grey should I take them to court lol  |
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Can't say I can complain about 50 shades, has been ingenious for me! Am selling bondage till it comes out of my ears still, and the themed parties are still very popular! Mr Grey has earned me a lot of money the last few months!!  |
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"Can't say I can complain about 50 shades, has been ingenious for me! Am selling bondage till it comes out of my ears still, and the themed parties are still very popular! Mr Grey has earned me a lot of money the last few months!! "
Long may that continue  |
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I recently trawled round 8 private shops in Belfast looking for a cane for a friend.
And in every blasted.one I had to explain the no I haven't been reading that book! 
And in half of them I had to explain why bamboo will not do instead of cane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recently trawled round 8 private shops in Belfast looking for a cane for a friend.
And in every blasted.one I had to explain the no I haven't been reading that book!
And in half of them I had to explain why bamboo will not do instead of cane "
Order online from Quality Control.
Really worrying that they didn't know not to use bamboo  |
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It was for a friend who didn't want anything delivered to hers ( I've got a strap on waiting for my next trip over).
Even I know not to use bamboo (unless your sub has a medical fetish and you have big tweezers and lots of antiseptic for after) and I'm not into BDSM!  |
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Out of 3 books and a collection of sex toys has made a few million quid....wait till my book comes out my life plus swinging.. i then plan to bring out my own brand vodka ...titled no knickers vodka
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd release vodka in a bottle with a basque and stockings on the bottle (think Jean Paul Gaultier classique perfume) and a little feather boa round the neck, called Va-Va-Vodka.
Burlesque vodka |
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