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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." And they never offer cake. Ever. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. " I know right!! | |||
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"Bit harsh " Harsh but true my friend. Harsh but true. | |||
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"I'd take a coffee right now. It is a disappointing site. Not a single piece of playground equipment to be found. Let alone a fab one. " It's all swings and roundabouts | |||
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"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" " I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black' Thanks. A | |||
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"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets." This combined with the "lick you for hours". Leakage all over the place. | |||
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"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black' Thanks. A" Damn it!!!!! So am I now | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." A lot of males on her are under the impression that this is a sex site, so they think they will get an easy lay. It’s a Swingers site. It’s not always about the sex but about being social with others who are on the scene. Going to social events or club events is one of the biggest highlights for us on here. We get to meet new people and make friends. If there’s an amazing connection then play time comes after. Get to know people before trying to get into their pants. | |||
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"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets. This combined with the "lick you for hours". Leakage all over the place." What about if the hours of licking happened after the non bucket fannies had been heavily loaded? Is leakage an issue then? | |||
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" just talk about sex a lot? " oral sex.... Amirite? | |||
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"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black' Thanks. A Damn it!!!!! So am I now " You are welcome! | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! " And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." You shocked? I find that HARD to comprehend! | |||
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"High sex drives or just talk about sex a lot? " Either way, they're a randy lot. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! " I make really nice cake. | |||
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"Bit harsh Harsh but true my friend. Harsh but true." And anyway I don’t like cake An apple fresh cream turnover or choux buns with fresh cream thanks | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe " #saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe #saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves " I messed that up. | |||
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"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich " How you doin? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! " I'd gladly offer cake... if I haven't already eaten it all. Which is often the case sorry lol | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? " Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense. | |||
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"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich How you doin? " You best be offering at least one of those options... | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. You shocked? I find that HARD to comprehend!" Oh it's always hard with you men. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense." That's why I always say bring a friend | |||
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"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich How you doin? You best be offering at least one of those options... " I'll swing by Costa | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense. That's why I always say bring a friend " Or...just meet the friend. | |||
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"Biology init. " Dam right | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! I'd gladly offer cake... if I haven't already eaten it all. Which is often the case sorry lol" Typical | |||
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"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich How you doin? You best be offering at least one of those options... I'll swing by Costa" Perfect. Want me to put the bacon on? (was that a euphemism) | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. " TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks. " How about Costa?? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. " The problem is some men would say it regardless of where they were | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks. How about Costa??" they're more liberal TBF. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. i agree , takes the fun out of it. if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here. show the women some respect i say. TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks. How about Costa??they're more liberal TBF. " I'd have to agree. | |||
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"I'll admit to having a very high sex drive, and loving talking about sex, but I'd never open with something like that, and I'll quite happily chat away about non-sexual topics!" Same as that. It's not all about the sex, has to be a connection. And then talk about sex lol | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." I've never messaged any of these things and that's truly shocking that anyone would I do have a massive sex drive though | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe #saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves " Oi...you can’t blame me for that one And where's that ice cube you promised | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe #saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves Oi...you can’t blame me for that one And where's that ice cube you promised " In my mouth | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe #saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves Oi...you can’t blame me for that one And where's that ice cube you promised In my mouth" Oh...wow, I mean...well...that's uhm...wow...OK | |||
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"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men #NotMe " #haha | |||
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"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" " | |||
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"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets." This had me crying | |||
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"I've given sex up for Lent " Lent is over for the year | |||
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"...And they never offer cake. Ever. " I don't like cake, none in the house. I can offer chocolate, does that count? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense. That's why I always say bring a friend Or...just meet the friend." Bit selfish no? Plus we both have threesomes on our profiles. Whoever comes first has to bake the cake | |||
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"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets. This had me crying " Some are though I think if you can fit a subway sandwich in it | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives??" Because we've been staring at your ass for 2 weeks | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." So, how do you like your coffee? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. So, how do you like your coffee?" Black like her men | |||
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" coffee & social extraordinaire here. Sex drives and sex are way over rated. Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at. " How you doin? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? Because we've been staring at your ass for 2 weeks " Why only 2 weeks?? | |||
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"I don’t give a toss about sex, I just want to get my reaction fix " Me too. Me too. | |||
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" coffee & social extraordinaire here. Sex drives and sex are way over rated. Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at. How you doin? " Sound, wana see my helmet? Hooow you doin? | |||
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"I’m Only here for the forums. " Retract the FAF message!!! | |||
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" coffee & social extraordinaire here. Sex drives and sex are way over rated. Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at. How you doin? Sound, wana see my helmet? Hooow you doin? " Love a good helmet. Safety first and all. | |||
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"I’m Only here for the forums. Retract the FAF message!!!" Sure, I accept your retraction. | |||
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"Why only 2 weeks??" Coz you swapped it to fishnets. Note: I'm not complaining, legs look good too. | |||
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"...And they never offer cake. Ever. I don't like cake, none in the house. I can offer chocolate, does that count?" I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty | |||
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"...I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty " That's the coconut filled one? No, that's disgusting. | |||
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"...I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty That's the coconut filled one? No, that's disgusting. " Perfect - anything with coconut is a no… unless it’s alcoholic | |||
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"How about if I offered cake and some coffee? " Could we substitute coffee for tea? | |||
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"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid." is that so | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." we are all not like that I’d love to chat with you | |||
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"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so" We're only here to swap cake recipes. | |||
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"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so We're only here to swap cake recipes. " Do I have to be a site supporter to receive recipes? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) I’ve never messaged a woman like this, guess some like it and some don’t. If you’re ever near Bolton and fancy a brew, or even a natter on here, feel free. Honestly, it's shocking behavior." | |||
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"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so We're only here to swap cake recipes. Do I have to be a site supporter to receive recipes?" I started a thread for the one I wanted. Best Vicky sponge I ever made. | |||
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"You are on a swinging site not a dating site. Why is it such a surprise that people want to meet up to swing. " Would appear, also a humourless site .. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. " I do a whole spread with finger sandwiches and everything | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I do a whole spread with finger sandwiches and everything " Wondering if Leicestershire isn’t too far | |||
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"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" " I guessed that | |||
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"So in conclusion, men are horny bastards and we just want cake? Awesome. " I think this is a fair assessment (or maybe that’s why I don’t have much success ) | |||
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"You are on a swinging site not a dating site. Why is it such a surprise that people want to meet up to swing. " Swinging is social not just sex | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock " Jump on! ON! | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Alright, can we have a coffee THEN can you suck my cock, let me lick you for hours, ride my cock and show me your pussy, tits AND arse? Fuck me, you’re an expensive date! | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jump on! ON! " I'd have a coffee with you | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. " Love this Lol so true I might meet more if they did | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock " Jumping in... | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Alright, can we have a coffee THEN can you suck my cock, let me lick you for hours, ride my cock and show me your pussy, tits AND arse? Fuck me, you’re an expensive date! " An iced coffee and a cake then I'll think about it. | |||
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"I sold my sex drive for 3 magic beans that only grew a single tomato " More than I grew | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jump on! ON! I'd have a coffee with you " I mean, what's stopping us? | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jumping in..." It's a horrific typo | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jumping in... It's a horrific typo " I can work with it, don't worry. | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jumping in... It's a horrific typo I can work with it, don't worry." I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally | |||
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"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets." Yes they are | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Noooo just ask if they like snacks. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Noooo just ask if they like snacks. " There's snacks?? Where?? | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jumping in... It's a horrific typo I can work with it, don't worry. I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally " Too late now. | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock Jumping in... It's a horrific typo I can work with it, don't worry. I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally Too late now." I'm just imagining you going 3... 2... 1... Geronimo! | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. And they never offer cake. Ever. I know right!! " I’ll happily buy you a cake - sorry I refuse to learn how to make them as I’m sure I’d get fat from eating them all! | |||
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"I'd have a coffee with you I mean, what's stopping us? " Nothing | |||
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"I'd have a coffee with you I mean, what's stopping us? Nothing " I don't even eat cake | |||
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"I'd have a coffee with you I mean, what's stopping us? Nothing " Cool, fancy a coffee? | |||
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"I'd have a coffee with you I mean, what's stopping us? Nothing Cool, fancy a coffee? " Yes please | |||
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"Right now that's decided, you two get a room! " But keep the door open so we can watch | |||
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"Right now that's decided, you two get a room! But keep the door open so we can watch " You like watching people drink coffee | |||
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"Right now that's decided, you two get a room! But keep the door open so we can watch You like watching people drink coffee " I think he's more interested in seeing people eat cake . . . | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons " Well said! This site is actually for men like me: married with a penchant for having cake and eating it! | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons " Other snacks are acceptable. | |||
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"What if the offer is "Want to eat cake off me knob?" ?" Are they short on plates? I can provide plates. | |||
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"What if the offer is "Want to eat cake off me knob?" ? Are they short on plates? I can provide plates. " does the cake come with nuts | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Because its a sex site. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Because its a sex site." Well fuck me. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Because its a sex site. Well fuck me. " OK | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Because its a sex site. Well fuck me. " Isnt that the opposite to what the thread was on about ? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Because its a sex site. Well fuck me. " I'm confused now I thought you just wanted a cuppa and chat? | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." I'm sorry,would you like to spank me | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior. Because its a sex site. Well fuck me. OK " One day. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums." You do it very well | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well " Not well enough. You keep replying. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying." I'm hard to annoy | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy" Sarcasm? | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy" as opposed to men .. who are annoying when hard. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm?" Do you have any?? | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoyas opposed to men .. who are annoying when hard. " Very true | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any??" I’m too serious for sarcasm. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm." That's what all the unfunny people say. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. " Some say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Can I get an award and share with my folks? | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. " That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me." I'm super nice me. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me. I'm super nice me." Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours. I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness. | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me. I'm super nice me." You really are. You’re a good egg | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me. I'm super nice me. Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours. I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness. " That would technically be flashing and sexual assault because I don’t want any of those things. I hope that’s not how you be nice to people | |||
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"I just want to annoy people on the forums. You do it very well Not well enough. You keep replying. I'm hard to annoy Sarcasm? Do you have any?? I’m too serious for sarcasm. That's what all the unfunny people say. That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me. I'm super nice me. Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours. I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness. That would technically be flashing and sexual assault because I don’t want any of those things. I hope that’s not how you be nice to people " Not if its consensual. He asks she delivers lol. Not how I'm nice to people no. I'd get cramp on my tongue trying too lick for hours. Can Google tits anytime I want to see them. Someone to suck my cock would be nice tho. Can't have everything we want tho eh. | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Tbf to balance this out I have zero sex drive this evening and I don't even feel ill.. Just cba tonight. Even us men feel like that sometimes | |||
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"Why do you all have such high sex drives?? I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys. Do you want to suck my cock? I could lick you for hours. Come ride my cock baby. Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate) Honestly, it's shocking behavior." Yes, utterly!! Chatted with a lovely young couple today. Completely new to swinging. Within a day of joining they'd been offered sex for money and had received over 50 "lewd" descriptive message's before changing filters as we advised.. | |||
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