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I recently measured my penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are we supposed to log the results somewhere?

Anyway anyone fancy a cuddle sesh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lie on the floor get it hard and leave a mark on the wall for how high it is. Check every few months and if it grows put another mark there.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Since I got fat my knobs getting smaller. Nothing grows in the shade.

Winston

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Lie on the floor get it hard and leave a mark on the wall for how high it is. Check every few months and if it grows put another mark there."

I like that idea

Or possibly do this but each time think of a different person. See who gets it highest and you can adjust your wank bank spreadsheet accordingly

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Write me an IOU and deliver it friday Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lie on the floor get it hard and leave a mark on the wall for how high it is. Check every few months and if it grows put another mark there.

I like that idea

Or possibly do this but each time think of a different person. See who gets it highest and you can adjust your wank bank spreadsheet accordingly

I tried that but it just turned out my arse was getting fatter..

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Since I got fat my knobs getting smaller. Nothing grows in the shade.

Winston"

Mushrooms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strange way to do things.

I use my penis to measure things.

I'm hoping now we are out of the EU, Boris will bring it in as in official unit of measurement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strange way to do things.

I use my penis to measure things.

I'm hoping now we are out of the EU, Boris will bring it in as in official unit of measurement.

You mean it guys in a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Strange way to do things.

I use my penis to measure things.

I'm hoping now we are out of the EU, Boris will bring it in as in official unit of measurement.

You mean it guys in a pint glass

"
they call me Guiness because I come in pints....

Jk. I come in seconds.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

I clicked this thread for reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I clicked this thread for reasons"
go on. How big is your willy??

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Log it with Sydney university I assume.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"I clicked this thread for reasons go on. How big is your willy??"

.. shrunked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take my result. Double it and tell my pals the end result in the pub. (I can tell you guys here as they’ll never know. )

The funny thing is I think they believe me as they’ve never asked me to prove it.

So if anyone is ever interested on fab, I pass on Dave’s telephone number. Just call him and ask “who’s got the biggest dick in all your friends?’ That how you find mine out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Log it with Sydney university I assume. "

Ooooooo. I must get on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Metric or imperial

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By *ithintemptationsCouple over a year ago

plymouth

most measure it starting from the nearest car electric charging point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"most measure it starting from the nearest car electric charging point"

Never seen one of those

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

But which is better, length or girth?

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Are we supposed to log the results somewhere?

Anyway anyone fancy a cuddle sesh? "

Hope you measured with the official Fab measurement scale of TV remote or deodorant can? Anything else and it can be declared void by the Ministry of Cock Pics.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No thanks!

Do an Excel spreadsheet & pivot table instead for your own research.

Oh, and bar charts, pie charts & a presentation (to yourself!)

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I fancy a cuddle sesh

but gingerly, careful of my sore back.

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