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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Shit. All this time I thought I was a lady. Turns out I'm a bloke!  "
A bloke with boobies........ |
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over a year ago
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"Yes but we have to wait for morning wood to go down before we can do anything so we’re already delayed by 5-10 minutes.
So ........that's time enough to put your curlers in ........ "
Curlers in my beard? You might be into something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , spray on some lynx, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
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FTFY
We are the naturally better looking sex TBF  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
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Errrrr
Not
What about shaving
Plucking nose hair
And ear hair
Aftershave conditioner
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Shit. All this time I thought I was a lady. Turns out I'm a bloke!
A bloke with boobies........ "
All of the laziness with added fun bags. I reckon I'm on to a winner  |
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Errrrr
Not
What about shaving
Plucking nose hair
And ear hair
Aftershave conditioner
"
I did all that before I logged on ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Errrrr
Not
What about shaving
Plucking nose hair
And ear hair
Aftershave conditioner
"
Helicopter in the mirror every time you walk past. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny, why have you not mentioned about creaming/ moisturising your body? Concerns me a little bit.
Because when I talk about creaming, you look like you have a french stick up your vest. "
Umm.. ok |
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Excuse me Ms Crumpet, I do comb ma hair as well ya know  "
Ahhhhhh Ace........ You are an example to all.
Just the one hair innit ? |
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"I have been known to use the remote upside down .......so it's just as well that blokes are willing to take charge"
Is that when the remote is "broken" as the volume is going up when you're pressing the down button? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
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You can do exactly the same as a man and still be as charming x |
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"I have been known to use the remote upside down .......so it's just as well that blokes are willing to take charge
Is that when the remote is "broken" as the volume is going up when you're pressing the down button? "
THAT ! and the way it fast forwards when i'm trying to rewind. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We are always on time because we don't need to go hunting for a bag to match our shoes 37 seconds before we are due to go out.
You have Asda shoes ?"
Asda shoes? I'm a tad hungover this morning. |
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
You can do exactly the same as a man and still be as charming x "
Charming ? There's a novelty. |
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"We are always on time because we don't need to go hunting for a bag to match our shoes 37 seconds before we are due to go out.
You have Asda shoes ?
Asda shoes? I'm a tad hungover this morning. "
Yeah ...... it was a shit joke.
Asda carrier bag to match your beautiful shoes |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We are always on time because we don't need to go hunting for a bag to match our shoes 37 seconds before we are due to go out.
You have Asda shoes ?
Asda shoes? I'm a tad hungover this morning.
Yeah ...... it was a shit joke.
Asda carrier bag to match your beautiful shoes "
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Its fucking awesome isn’t it 
At last ! A realist."
Some times I don’t even wash or brush my teeth, or put deodorant on.
As a bloke we can get away with being stinky as we can just make up some bollocks about having just been working on the car  |
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Excuse me Ms Crumpet, I do comb ma hair as well ya know
Ahhhhhh Ace........ You are an example to all.
Just the one hair innit ?"
You know me too well |
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"You get to have a shed with bloke things in it. Old car parts, old computer parts, bits of wood etc because "I might need that"."
I have one of those. It was my dads! I like the way it smells.... and the rusty stuff it holds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly when I get ready for nights out with guy mates they take longer than me 
One of them also likes to put his top in the dryer before we leave to shrink it down and make his pecs pop more |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
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I want to be able to have a piss standing up without it going everywhere too
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s right, we make no effort, because we don’t have to. The same applies to girls but with hair and make-up routines, you put more effort in. Not sure why, peer pressure maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
Errrrr
Not
What about shaving
Plucking nose hair
And ear hair
Aftershave conditioner
I did all that before I logged on ..... "
Tease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
I want to be able to have a piss standing up without it going everywhere too
P"
Get yourself a She-Wee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
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You forgot the shit, shower and shave, a core routine for many of Britain’s finest |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
I want to be able to have a piss standing up without it going everywhere too
P
Get yourself a She-Wee."
Been told they leak
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They just get up , have a wash, pull a t shirt over their head n stick their jeans on.....
job done .........
I want to be able to have a piss standing up without it going everywhere too
P
Get yourself a She-Wee.
Been told they leak
P"
We'll just have ask someone who has used one. |
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