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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t kiss and tell
It’s the unspoken rule
It’s why I don’t meet local
I don’t need joe blocks down the pub or in a group chat
Bragging to all his mates about how I sucked like a dyson
And I took it this way that way and the next all night as I begged for his dick and screamed his name
When in reality
I did suck like a dyson
But joe blow his load within 5 minutes just as I was getting in to it and zipped up and went
And now everyone and they mom knows I am a “4 letter bad word” |
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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Don’t kiss and tell
It’s the unspoken rule
It’s why I don’t meet local
I don’t need joe blocks down the pub or in a group chat
Bragging to all his mates about how I sucked like a dyson
And I took it this way that way and the next all night as I begged for his dick and screamed his name
When in reality
I did suck like a dyson
But joe blow his load within 5 minutes just as I was getting in to it and zipped up and went
And now everyone and they mom knows I am a “4 letter bad word” "
What a spot of luck, I'm not from West Lothian and yet to experience the Dyson effect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t kiss and tell
It’s the unspoken rule
It’s why I don’t meet local
I don’t need joe blocks down the pub or in a group chat
Bragging to all his mates about how I sucked like a dyson
And I took it this way that way and the next all night as I begged for his dick and screamed his name
When in reality
I did suck like a dyson
But joe blow his load within 5 minutes just as I was getting in to it and zipped up and went
And now everyone and they mom knows I am a “4 letter bad word”
What a spot of luck, I'm not from West Lothian and yet to experience the Dyson effect"
Well we need to sort that out sometime so you can   x |
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