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Amber Heard is a good looking lass, so ..
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over a year ago
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.. would you* gents?
I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.
(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)
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".. would you* gents?
I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.
(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)
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Like a girl off of PoF? Catch and release?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only thing that went against Amber Heard is that she defamed J. Depp.
Now if she shagged any of you lot ....... yeah .... then i'd say crazy.
Even then ...... crazies have standards!"
 I definitely would* (*you know the radio tuning, winkle : lady bits thing), as I say she’s a good looking lass. But yeah, even I don’t think she’s *that* loopy that she’d shag a podgy, greying randomer nobody from England. My bank balance isn’t big enough for starters, but a podgy, greying, randomer nobody can dream, can’t they?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".. would you* gents?
I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.
(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)
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Make sure you have a Kylie on the bed for when she shits in it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?"
Tbh I've probably put it in crazier than Amber at times in my life.
And I'm sure plenty of people on here (of both sexes) have had random, one off encounters with people that they realised weren't going to be repeat occurrences once they'd parted ways, due to a hint of batshit.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crazy people are always good in bed so I would.
This, although I'd perhaps change 'good' to 'interesting'. Can be good, can be...interesting  "
She’d probably ride the bollocks of you, bite and kick you and then shit on the bed but I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it. |
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"...She’d probably ride the bollocks of you, bite and kick you and then shit on the bed but I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it.
Sometimes you want a nice easy life, other times an interesting one has appeal. I'm 60, riding the bollocks off me I'll take as a positive. Biting and kicking are par for the course sometimes ...but most importantly, I can afford a new bed I think I'd swap that for a shag with that bitch "
That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like |
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"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like "
Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?
Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else. |
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"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like
Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?
Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else."
That bitch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like
Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?
Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else.
That bitch?"
It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed. |
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"...That bitch?
It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed."
Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.
Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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".. would you* gents?
I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.
(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)
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A simple yes or no will do
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"...That bitch?
It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed.
Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.
Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked."
Why did you refer to her as a bitch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...That bitch?
It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed.
Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.
Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked.
Why did you refer to her as a bitch?"
Because she's a bitch |
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"...Why did you refer to her as a bitch?"
I (and others) think it's a good description of the way she acts. Listen I have no problem if you object to the way I refer to her, none at all, you might think she's a perfectly sane normal person, that's not what I'm arguing here. I'm just trying to understand why you think I was suggesting using sex as a punishment. I honestly just don't get that. The question asked was 'would you', some people said no (with reasons), others, me included, said yes. |
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