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"I’m guessing there are 70 positions? I’m so inexperienced… "Try sexpositions.club | |||
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"The best I can hope for is 7 positions. If we can do them 10 times will that please HRH? " It would please me ! X | |||
"I’m guessing there are 70 positions? I’m so inexperienced…
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"You can wank 70 different ways? " I think I’ll try that  | |||
"You can wank 70 different ways? " Ah yes, that lesser known Paul Simon song, ‘70 ways to wank your lover’ | |||
"You can wank 70 different ways? " There are 360 degrees available for rotation. Needs some acrobatics. But quite possible. | |||
"You can wank 70 different ways? " or perhaps try to make it last 70 seconds? | |||
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"How can you even think about sex when it's the Queens jubilee? Why its shocking. " Even more shocking if she is getting it…. | |||
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"How can you even think about sex when it's the Queens jubilee? Why its shocking. " Have you not discussed this with your work mates? | |||
"Thank goodness Andy's got coronavirus. " Allegedly.  | |||
"Jubilee sex. You only get it once every 70 years. Well, that's how long it feels like. "I know the feeling well | |||
"70 different positions this weekend in honour of her majesty. Can you achieve it?" Not without ending up in A&E | |||
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"How can you even think about sex when it's the Queens jubilee? Why its shocking. Have you not discussed this with your work mates?" | |||
