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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that?  |
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
Nope can't see how that will beaten tbf ..
That's an actual thing ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that?
I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast "
Not bad. But I only like scrambled eggs on toast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The two things that spring to mind thinking about urban dictionary are 'angry dragon' and 'alabama hot pocket'.
Despite any curiosity, I advise you not to look up the second one "
EWWW!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleveland Steamer - sounds like a pleasure boat in America….. the definition is pretty far from this! "
FFS!! I can't even stand the toilet paper breaking as I wipe my arse.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
That’s thievery by the urbanites, Pork Pie is a fib |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here "
That can't possibly be true.
Who would dig a body up to do this?
More likely to happen in the mortuary or funeral parlor.
Total nonsense.
Hang on though.
Does that mean I'm going to be mungged when I'm brown bread?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here
That can't possibly be true.
Who would dig a body up to do this?
More likely to happen in the mortuary or funeral parlor.
Total nonsense.
Hang on though.
Does that mean I'm going to be mungged when I'm brown bread?
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Cleveland Steamer - sounds like a pleasure boat in America….. the definition is pretty far from this! "
It's another great tome from the house of VIZ, ripping out torn pages from 182-191.
Pure arse wad! |
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
You should try the Viz Profanisaurus. Especially all entries under "Dutch". |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Rhyming slang, just in...
Amber Heard:
Definition 1: Turd, as in "Oh bugger! I've just stood in an Amber Heard"
Definition 2: Absurd, as in "You are being so Amber Heard, coming out with vicious lies like tha!t" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that? "
OK, with this, and the muff diving thread, I think I'll tap out for a while. It's not even a full moon.  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Rosebud/Rosebudding
There's a cottage on the Essex coastline with this name...do they know?"
Perhaps it's their way of letting the neighbours know about their anal prolapse, so they always have comfy cushions on their chairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosebud/Rosebudding
There's a cottage on the Essex coastline with this name...do they know?
Perhaps it's their way of letting the neighbours know about their anal prolapse, so they always have comfy cushions on their chairs "
They'll tell you it's because of their love for Citizen Kane. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.
So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.
For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.
Who can best that?
I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast "
Nope thats enough internet for today |
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"Monkey Face.
Dirty Sanchez.
Winston
Monkey face is genuinely amusing. Not sure that would turn anyone on, but each to their own.
But otherwise why is there do much about poop?! "
I laughed my arse off at monkey Face.
Dirty sanchez was a bit more than 
#toomuchpoop
Winston
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
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Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?! "
 maybe abit much for 8:45 am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
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What's that got to do with Slovakia?
(Should I be concerned that this is the only question I have after reading your explanation?) |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
What's that got to do with Slovakia?
(Should I be concerned that this is the only question I have after reading your explanation?)"
I had the same thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
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Ffs, I can’t I unsee it. I hope Slovakia get mullered at the next 5 Eurovisions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
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Good Lord I need to log off and go get some fresh air |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slovakian traffic cone
The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?!
maybe abit much for 8:45 am "
Just a tad |
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