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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With a freaking huge union jack flag?
I have bunting, balloons, even the god dam little flags decorating the garden. I'm not a huge fan of the queen or anything, pure peer pressure. The old folk of this village scare me a little.
But I have a huge flag and no idea what the hell to do with it???
Burning is not an option. |
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Donate to a charity shop, make a fetching trouser suit, recover a chair, put it in the bin, use it as table cloth, cut it into squares and use as dusters, use it as a picnic rug or wear it as a cloak and run up and down the road with it flapping behind you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Donate to a charity shop, make a fetching trouser suit, recover a chair, put it in the bin, use it as table cloth, cut it into squares and use as dusters, use it as a picnic rug or wear it as a cloak and run up and down the road with it flapping behind you "
Cloak is winning so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move. "
Fair play |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play "
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you."
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you.
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again."
Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could turn it in to
Geri Halliwell union jack dress
I do have a sewing machine!"
Well there you go
Cut to a length you want
Tuck up and saw the bottom
Then warp around sew up the middle and make boob tube dress and take a pic for fab job done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you.
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.
Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare. "
Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you.
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.
Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.
Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome."
You seriously overestimate my athletic ability. |
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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago
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"With a freaking huge union jack flag?
I have bunting, balloons, even the god dam little flags decorating the garden. I'm not a huge fan of the queen or anything, pure peer pressure. The old folk of this village scare me a little.
But I have a huge flag and no idea what the hell to do with it???
Burning is not an option."
Wear it so we can salute you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the name of your local rubbish football team sewn on. Then follow England aroumd the world and tear up the town.
Or the sexy photo shoot.
Or both.  "
I'm going with whichever is less effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you.
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.
Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.
Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome.
You seriously overestimate my athletic ability. "
I give up. Just wrap it around yourself, wear a mask and fight crime or something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.
I get ya.
But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.
Fair play
You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.
Well done you.
It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.
Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.
You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.
Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.
Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome.
You seriously overestimate my athletic ability.
I give up. Just wrap it around yourself, wear a mask and fight crime or something. "
Now that I can do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trap it in your window
I though this, but it seems a bit chavvy. I'm sure I've just offended loads of people now.
And at the same time there's loads of people nodding in agreement "
Obvs.
Stay classy people. |
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