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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young girl from hitchin
who was scratching her c**t in the kitchen her
mother said Rose it's the crabs I suppose
she said yes and the fuckers are itching..
There was a young man called Dave sprocket
who went up to space in a rocket
the rocket went bang
his balls when clang
and his knob landed up in his pocket
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
On a bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham
Thinking of clits and of sucking them
And watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them |
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There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner
Who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner
At a quarter to nine, they went out to dine
At a quarter to ten it was in ‘er, the dinner, not Skinner, he was in’er before dinner, the sinner!
This was considered the best limerick of the night and everybody tried to remember it. Later a d*unken guy came up to the original teller and said “ tell me if this is right?”
There was a young fellow called ….Tucker (pause)
Who took a young lady to….. supper
at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine
at a quarter to ten it was up’er….. the supper….not Tucker….. (pause)
some fucker called Skinner!
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