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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew! I thought you might have taken an axe to some men and wanted advice on how to clean up all the blood."
Prevenion is better than cure. I watch Dexter when I can, for tips. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "
Aw hugs.
Ring hiim very early in a very loud cheerful voice or go round first thing and hoover, bashing his bed very hard!
Just make a point of being loud |
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"pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me
I know Halloween is over but I wasn't sure you had a got all your murderous urges out of your system."
Im going to change my username to Mafia-Queen lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me
I know Halloween is over but I wasn't sure you had a got all your murderous urges out of your system.
Im going to change my username to Mafia-Queen lol" that would suit you1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mix 1 teaspoon of a mild, non-alkali detergent with 1/2 pint lukewarm water.
Add a small amount to the stain and blot the liquid. Do not force the stain further into the fibers.
Continue blotting until no more stain is removed.
If stain remains, add 1 tablespoon ammonia to 1 cup water (do not use on wool), sponge stain, and blot liquid.
Continue until no more stain is removed.
Place an absorbent pad over the damp area and weight it down.
When no more liquid is drawn out, remove the pad and allow it to air dry thoroughly. |
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"Mix 1 teaspoon of a mild, non-alkali detergent with 1/2 pint lukewarm water.
Add a small amount to the stain and blot the liquid. Do not force the stain further into the fibers.
Continue blotting until no more stain is removed.
If stain remains, add 1 tablespoon ammonia to 1 cup water (do not use on wool), sponge stain, and blot liquid.
Continue until no more stain is removed.
Place an absorbent pad over the damp area and weight it down.
When no more liquid is drawn out, remove the pad and allow it to air dry thoroughly. "
Your scarey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "
When someone pisses me off i usually say "I watch CSI, CSI New York, NCIS and NCIS Los Anglies.. I can kill you in 15 different ways and make it look like winny the poo did it.."
That normally shuts em up lol..
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "
But would have us any other way (achully, don't answer that) |
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