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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut.
Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut.
So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors… |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut.
Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut.
So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors…"
Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking  |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut.
Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut.
So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors…
Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking "
We’ve moved with the times.. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut.
Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut.
So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors…
Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking
We’ve moved with the times.."
In that case I'll run against you to be Queen, and promise all my loyal subjects a 4 day working week, 8 weeks paid holiday a year and a £200 hamper at Christmas, Eid, Hanukkah, Divali etc etc. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut.
Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut.
So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors…
Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking
We’ve moved with the times..
In that case I'll run against you to be Queen, and promise all my loyal subjects a 4 day working week, 8 weeks paid holiday a year and a £200 hamper at Christmas, Eid, Hanukkah, Divali etc etc."
I’m sure I can muster a sizeable force of republican volunteers who I’d guarantee some decent booty and my victory prize to all would be a week of free booze at a Wetherspoons of your choice on the crown. Beat that!  |
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