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I ve come to the conclusion
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That nipples are untrainable.
you can spend 20 mins teaching a dog new tricks and be successful...
but ive spent years shouting 'up' to my nipples, and various hand signals...and nothing. |
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"That nipples are untrainable.
you can spend 20 mins teaching a dog new tricks and be successful...
but ive spent years shouting 'up' to my nipples, and various hand signals...and nothing."
I bet I could get them up, lol!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, it is a lost cause...gravity is a cruel thing lol"
You have to get them pierced and then sleep with a piece of string connected to each one and tied off to a hook in the ceiling which extends the nipples and makes them permanently ready for ..... I'm fucking dreaming here ain't I?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lol, yep...lol
getting them out isnt a problem, getting them to point in the right direction is! lol
although...i quite like the thought of being suspended by my....on second thoughts...no! |
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"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.
PLEASE MISS, MAY i HAVE THE PRIVILAGE OF MAKING YOUR BED ON MY KNEES HERE BEGGING  "
wouldnt that be rather difficult? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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see i sussed this ... all you gotta do is open the back door whilst naked for a couple of seconds ... the whole boob suddenly springs to attention ... and you can hang coats on the nipples ... just make sure you don't stay out too long, they'll drop off |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.
PLEASE MISS, MAY i HAVE THE PRIVILAGE OF MAKING YOUR BED ON MY KNEES HERE BEGGING
wouldnt that be rather difficult?
have you ever owned a bloody futon haha"
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